1 00:01:03,110 --> 00:01:07,110 www.titlovi.com 2 00:01:10,110 --> 00:01:11,410 - Extra! - Extra! 3 00:01:11,610 --> 00:01:13,110 Peter De Haven III disappears. 4 00:01:13,120 --> 00:01:14,420 - Extra! - Extra! 5 00:01:14,620 --> 00:01:16,920 Buy your evening paper here. 6 00:01:17,120 --> 00:01:18,620 De Haven mystery trial opens today. 7 00:01:18,820 --> 00:01:20,620 Read all about it. 8 00:01:24,430 --> 00:01:26,640 Raise your right hand. Do you solemnly swear to tell the truth, 9 00:01:27,130 --> 00:01:29,130 the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help you God? 10 00:01:29,330 --> 00:01:30,430 I do. 11 00:01:32,330 --> 00:01:34,130 Your name is George Worthington Appleby? 12 00:01:34,140 --> 00:01:35,545 - Yes. - Now just a moment. 13 00:01:35,745 --> 00:01:37,342 One of the previous witnesses 14 00:01:37,442 --> 00:01:38,940 referred to you as "Doc Appleby." 15 00:01:39,140 --> 00:01:41,140 Are you a practicing physician? - Oh, no, Your Honor. 16 00:01:41,340 --> 00:01:43,140 That - - that's just a nickname. 17 00:01:43,150 --> 00:01:45,150 I'm a medical student at Granger University. 18 00:01:45,350 --> 00:01:46,650 - Continue. - Tell the court 19 00:01:46,850 --> 00:01:50,950 in your own words what happened on the night of October 16. 20 00:01:51,150 --> 00:01:53,650 Well, uh, that was the night before the day 21 00:01:53,660 --> 00:01:57,670 set for the wedding of my friend, Peter De Haven III. 22 00:01:57,870 --> 00:02:00,160 Uh, we gave him a bachelor dinner. 23 00:02:22,690 --> 00:02:23,690 Take a good, long look, Pete. 24 00:02:24,190 --> 00:02:25,490 It's the last one you're going to get. 25 00:02:25,690 --> 00:02:27,840 Tomorrow is the deadline. - Don't be silly. 26 00:02:28,040 --> 00:02:30,190 I'm only getting married, not embalmed. 27 00:02:30,390 --> 00:02:31,690 Come on, drink up. - No thanks. 28 00:02:31,890 --> 00:02:33,690 I've had plenty. 29 00:02:33,700 --> 00:02:34,855 All right. Then have a cigar. 30 00:02:35,055 --> 00:02:36,000 What's the matter with it? 31 00:02:36,200 --> 00:02:38,700 - Nothing the matter with it. - Can you imagine that? 32 00:02:38,900 --> 00:02:40,700 - Don't you trust me, Doc? - Why should I? 33 00:02:40,900 --> 00:02:42,700 Here, I'll even light it for you. 34 00:02:44,210 --> 00:02:46,220 Of all the silly tricks! 35 00:02:46,420 --> 00:02:47,510 Can't take it, huh? 36 00:02:47,710 --> 00:02:48,510 I can't? Can you take it? 37 00:02:48,710 --> 00:02:50,110 Why don't you try me and find out? 38 00:02:50,310 --> 00:02:51,510 I will the first chance I get. 39 00:02:51,710 --> 00:02:53,710 Don't let it throw you, Doc. It's all in fun. 40 00:02:53,720 --> 00:02:55,020 Pete, old boy, tomorrow morning at 10:00, 41 00:02:55,220 --> 00:02:57,730 they're going to hang the ball and chain on you. You're doomed. 42 00:02:57,930 --> 00:02:59,220 Anyway, I'd like to congratulate you. 43 00:02:59,420 --> 00:03:01,220 Well, thanks, Jimmy, old pal. 44 00:03:01,420 --> 00:03:03,220 Let me go! Hey, hey! 45 00:03:03,230 --> 00:03:05,730 Won't you ever grow up, even to get married? 46 00:03:07,730 --> 00:03:09,730 This is the dinner party for Peter De Haven, isn't it? 47 00:03:09,930 --> 00:03:11,730 - Yes, it is. - That's all I wanted to know. 48 00:03:14,740 --> 00:03:16,750 So you marry my girl tomorrow morning, huh? 49 00:03:16,950 --> 00:03:18,740 That's right, Robert. Have a cigar. 50 00:03:19,240 --> 00:03:21,240 Thanks. Here's a little wedding present for you. 51 00:03:21,440 --> 00:03:22,490 Hey! 52 00:03:22,690 --> 00:03:23,740 Get him! 53 00:03:31,250 --> 00:03:33,750 I'll get you for this, De Haven. 54 00:03:39,760 --> 00:03:41,060 Quiet! 55 00:03:41,260 --> 00:03:43,260 Pay no attention to that little outburst, fellas. 56 00:03:43,270 --> 00:03:46,780 Give them a downbeat, boys. Come on, let's drink up. 57 00:03:46,980 --> 00:03:48,570 I think we should have let him hit you. 58 00:03:48,770 --> 00:03:51,270 Oh, no. You wouldn't want to send him to his wedding 59 00:03:51,470 --> 00:03:52,070 all full of dents, would you? 60 00:03:52,270 --> 00:03:53,770 That's the stuff, Jimmy. You're my pal. 61 00:03:53,780 --> 00:03:56,290 Oh, no. 62 00:03:58,780 --> 00:04:01,280 Honey, can you shake a couple of sixes? 63 00:04:02,280 --> 00:04:04,780 I see. What happened then? 64 00:04:04,790 --> 00:04:07,800 Well, you know how bachelor dinners are. 65 00:04:08,290 --> 00:04:12,290 We continued well past midnight, and then we started breaking up. 66 00:04:12,490 --> 00:04:13,290 I see. 67 00:04:13,800 --> 00:04:14,600 What a night. 68 00:04:14,800 --> 00:04:15,600 Come on, Pete. Come on. 69 00:04:15,800 --> 00:04:17,100 - Drink up. - Come on, Petey. 70 00:04:17,300 --> 00:04:18,600 Come on, give old Pete a drink. Come on. 71 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:20,800 Ah, it's no use, fellas. He's out like a light. 72 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:21,600 You know, it's a funny thing. 73 00:04:21,800 --> 00:04:24,300 I've never known Peter to pass out in my whole life. 74 00:04:24,310 --> 00:04:26,710 - What will we do with him? - Ah, we leave him here. 75 00:04:26,910 --> 00:04:29,510 Oh, no, no, no, wait. I got a better idea than that. 76 00:04:29,710 --> 00:04:32,160 For 10 years, I've been waiting for a chance like this. 77 00:04:32,360 --> 00:04:34,810 He's been ribbing us. Now let's see if he can take it. 78 00:04:34,820 --> 00:04:35,620 What do you mean? 79 00:04:35,820 --> 00:04:37,470 We'll bring him over to the college 80 00:04:37,670 --> 00:04:39,320 and put him into the dissecting room. 81 00:04:39,520 --> 00:04:40,120 That's a wonderful idea. 82 00:04:40,320 --> 00:04:42,120 No, no, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait. 83 00:04:42,320 --> 00:04:44,320 We could be thrown right out of school for that. 84 00:04:44,330 --> 00:04:45,630 I've got a key to the side entrance. 85 00:04:45,830 --> 00:04:47,840 We'll sneak him in and lay him out on a slab. 86 00:04:48,040 --> 00:04:49,130 Doc, that's sheer genius. 87 00:04:49,330 --> 00:04:51,130 He'll wake up in the middle of the night, 88 00:04:51,330 --> 00:04:54,830 and it will scare the living daylights out of him, I hope. 89 00:04:54,840 --> 00:04:58,350 - Go on, Pete. - Come on, Pete. 90 00:05:01,840 --> 00:05:04,340 Shh! Professor Shotesbury is still working in the lab. 91 00:05:04,350 --> 00:05:06,150 Why did we have to come around this way for? 92 00:05:06,350 --> 00:05:08,850 Because we can't drive up to Medical College, stupid. 93 00:05:18,360 --> 00:05:20,260 - Professor. - Huh? 94 00:05:20,460 --> 00:05:21,810 Oh, hello, William. 95 00:05:22,010 --> 00:05:23,360 What's the matter? 96 00:05:23,370 --> 00:05:25,370 I've come to bury Charlie. 97 00:05:25,570 --> 00:05:27,370 Charlie? 98 00:05:27,570 --> 00:05:29,170 Look at him. 99 00:05:29,370 --> 00:05:31,870 - He's alive! - Very much alive. 100 00:05:32,070 --> 00:05:32,870 He was dead. 101 00:05:34,380 --> 00:05:37,680 You was dead, baby. I saw you dead. 102 00:05:37,880 --> 00:05:40,380 Pappy's little baby is back from the grave. 103 00:05:40,580 --> 00:05:42,880 I can't believe it. 104 00:05:42,890 --> 00:05:45,690 I can't believe it with my own eyes. 105 00:05:45,890 --> 00:05:49,400 Professor, Professor, how come he's no longer dead? 106 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:51,395 Because, William, I've done it. 107 00:05:51,595 --> 00:05:53,390 I've brought the dead back to life. 108 00:05:53,400 --> 00:05:55,400 - Like that? - Like that, William. 109 00:05:55,600 --> 00:05:57,410 Life, eternal life at last. 110 00:05:57,900 --> 00:06:00,400 I have made the most tremendous discovery in history. 111 00:06:00,600 --> 00:06:02,200 And I'm going to let you in on it. 112 00:06:02,400 --> 00:06:04,400 What do you mean, you're going to let me in on it? 113 00:06:04,410 --> 00:06:06,920 You are going to be my first example. 114 00:06:07,120 --> 00:06:08,210 Oh, let me out. 115 00:06:08,410 --> 00:06:09,210 William, wait a minute. 116 00:06:09,410 --> 00:06:11,310 Professor, I ain't got nothing to wait for. 117 00:06:11,510 --> 00:06:13,410 Besides, you can't give me that experiment 118 00:06:13,420 --> 00:06:14,220 because I ain't dead. 119 00:06:14,420 --> 00:06:16,930 That's a very simple matter, very simple. 120 00:06:17,130 --> 00:06:18,720 See? See those pills? 121 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:21,570 Any one of them can produce instant death, 122 00:06:21,770 --> 00:06:24,420 and then I bring you back again to life. 123 00:06:24,930 --> 00:06:25,730 No dice. 124 00:06:25,930 --> 00:06:27,440 You don't seem to realize that you're about 125 00:06:27,930 --> 00:06:29,580 to have a great honor bestowed upon you. 126 00:06:29,780 --> 00:06:31,430 You will be the first human being ever 127 00:06:31,630 --> 00:06:33,430 to be brought back again to life. 128 00:06:33,440 --> 00:06:34,740 Why can't I be second? 129 00:06:34,940 --> 00:06:36,950 You'll go down in medical history, William. 130 00:06:37,150 --> 00:06:38,695 You'll be the hero of the campus. 131 00:06:38,895 --> 00:06:40,240 You mean the corpse of the campus. 132 00:06:40,440 --> 00:06:43,440 The corpse of the - - Eh, don't be silly. 133 00:06:43,450 --> 00:06:44,950 Look at Charlie, okay? Now look at him. 134 00:06:45,450 --> 00:06:47,460 Does he seem any the worse for his experience? 135 00:06:47,660 --> 00:06:48,950 Look, Professor, if you going to start 136 00:06:49,150 --> 00:06:50,250 messing around with dead folks, 137 00:06:50,450 --> 00:06:52,950 why don't you get yourself a boy that is dead? 138 00:06:53,460 --> 00:06:54,960 Just wanted to do you a favor. That's all. 139 00:06:55,460 --> 00:06:58,470 We've been together for so long, and - - 140 00:06:58,670 --> 00:06:59,965 Aha. 141 00:07:00,165 --> 00:07:01,212 Aha! 142 00:07:01,412 --> 00:07:02,260 Aha? 143 00:07:02,460 --> 00:07:05,460 You've given me an idea, a great idea, William. 144 00:07:05,470 --> 00:07:08,480 We have got to get ourselves a dead body. 145 00:07:08,680 --> 00:07:09,970 I'll kill him when he comes in. 146 00:07:10,170 --> 00:07:11,720 No. You come with me. 147 00:07:11,920 --> 00:07:13,470 Where are you going? 148 00:07:13,980 --> 00:07:14,980 Come with me... 149 00:07:16,980 --> 00:07:19,480 ...across the campus to the dissecting room. 150 00:07:19,680 --> 00:07:20,980 - Dissecting room? - Dissecting room. 151 00:07:21,180 --> 00:07:22,980 Oh, you mean the college morgue! 152 00:07:22,990 --> 00:07:24,290 Shh! Do you want people to hear? 153 00:07:24,490 --> 00:07:27,790 This is a great secret, my secret, your secret. 154 00:07:27,990 --> 00:07:30,990 Professor, it's all yours. Don't make me no partner. 155 00:07:31,190 --> 00:07:32,490 You the president. 156 00:07:42,500 --> 00:07:44,000 Psst! 157 00:07:59,520 --> 00:08:00,520 What are you doing? 158 00:08:01,020 --> 00:08:02,420 I don't know. 159 00:08:02,620 --> 00:08:04,020 Well, stop it. 160 00:08:04,030 --> 00:08:05,530 This time of night. 161 00:08:23,550 --> 00:08:26,560 Professor, I hate to bring this up this late at night. 162 00:08:26,760 --> 00:08:27,350 What's the matter? 163 00:08:27,550 --> 00:08:28,850 Can I go home to my house? 164 00:08:29,050 --> 00:08:31,050 - What for? - Get a glass of milk. 165 00:08:31,250 --> 00:08:31,850 No. 166 00:08:32,050 --> 00:08:34,550 O- Oh. Why couldn't I have been drafted? 167 00:08:34,560 --> 00:08:36,570 Don't argue with me. We have work to do. 168 00:08:36,770 --> 00:08:38,560 Yes. 169 00:08:44,070 --> 00:08:46,070 Willie, look. Are we in luck! 170 00:08:46,570 --> 00:08:47,870 You mean you in luck. 171 00:08:48,070 --> 00:08:51,070 Professor, you know they'll put us in the jailhouse for this. 172 00:08:51,270 --> 00:08:51,870 All right. It's all right. 173 00:08:52,070 --> 00:08:53,570 Now don't forget, I'm in back of you. 174 00:08:53,580 --> 00:08:56,080 You may in back of me, but look what's in front of me. 175 00:08:56,580 --> 00:08:58,980 Shh! Go ahead, now. Go ahead, go ahead. 176 00:08:59,180 --> 00:09:01,580 Professor, have you changed your mind? 177 00:09:01,780 --> 00:09:04,580 No, my mind is made up. 178 00:09:04,590 --> 00:09:06,090 Uh- oh. 179 00:09:12,090 --> 00:09:14,090 This here one's got a lily in his hand. 180 00:09:14,100 --> 00:09:16,610 He may be dead, but he's neat about it. 181 00:09:20,100 --> 00:09:23,100 Now, Willie, put him on that slab and wheel him over here. 182 00:09:26,610 --> 00:09:30,110 I don't want to be no chaperon to a corpse. 183 00:09:30,310 --> 00:09:32,410 Quiet, Willie, and be quick. 184 00:09:32,610 --> 00:09:35,610 I may be quiet, but I can't be quick. 185 00:09:44,130 --> 00:09:45,930 - Ah! - Ah! 186 00:09:46,130 --> 00:09:47,780 What's the matter? 187 00:09:47,980 --> 00:09:49,430 He's still warm. 188 00:09:49,630 --> 00:09:50,930 Fine, just what we need. 189 00:09:51,130 --> 00:09:53,130 Bring him out. Bring him out. 190 00:09:55,140 --> 00:09:57,650 Yes, I'll do it, but I ain't happy about it. 191 00:09:57,850 --> 00:09:59,640 Hurry, hurry now. 192 00:10:01,640 --> 00:10:02,640 Quiet, quiet! 193 00:10:03,150 --> 00:10:04,450 That's the boy. Bring him along now. 194 00:10:04,650 --> 00:10:08,160 Come on. Put his feet on. Put his feet on. 195 00:10:09,650 --> 00:10:11,150 Yes. 196 00:10:24,170 --> 00:10:24,970 Ah! 197 00:10:25,170 --> 00:10:27,470 Oh! 198 00:10:27,670 --> 00:10:29,470 Willie, stop your dillydallying. 199 00:10:29,670 --> 00:10:32,170 Professor, what make you think I'm dallydillying? 200 00:10:32,370 --> 00:10:33,670 Well, but what keeps you so long? 201 00:10:33,680 --> 00:10:34,980 It's a simple operation. Here. 202 00:10:35,180 --> 00:10:37,190 Bring him over here. Bring him over. 203 00:10:37,390 --> 00:10:38,180 Lift him up now. Lift him up. 204 00:10:38,380 --> 00:10:40,180 Come on, up here. 205 00:10:40,380 --> 00:10:41,480 Phew! 206 00:10:41,680 --> 00:10:43,680 They must have embalmed him in Scotch and soda. 207 00:10:43,690 --> 00:10:45,690 Nothing of the kind. He hasn't been embalmed at all. 208 00:10:45,890 --> 00:10:47,200 Just had a few drinks, that's all. 209 00:10:47,690 --> 00:10:49,490 A few? He's so saturated, 210 00:10:49,690 --> 00:10:51,690 if a breeze hit him, he'd ripple. 211 00:10:51,890 --> 00:10:54,190 Quiet! Lift him up. 212 00:11:02,200 --> 00:11:03,700 William, stop that grunting. 213 00:11:03,710 --> 00:11:05,710 This gentlemen surely a heap of dead weight. 214 00:11:05,910 --> 00:11:08,220 Of course, what would you expect? 215 00:11:13,210 --> 00:11:15,210 Shh! Quiet! 216 00:11:21,220 --> 00:11:23,720 It's my daughter. Hide him. Hide him. 217 00:11:26,230 --> 00:11:27,030 What are you doing? 218 00:11:27,230 --> 00:11:29,230 I'm trying to find a place to hide him. 219 00:11:29,430 --> 00:11:30,030 Behind the curtain. 220 00:11:30,230 --> 00:11:32,230 - That's what I thought. - Shh! 221 00:11:42,240 --> 00:11:43,740 Thanks for a lovely evening. 222 00:11:46,250 --> 00:11:47,760 Good night. Haven't you forgotten something? 223 00:11:47,960 --> 00:11:48,750 Forgotten something? 224 00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:50,550 Do you mind if I ask you for a kiss? 225 00:11:50,750 --> 00:11:53,750 Kiss? No, I've been dying to turn you down all evening. 226 00:11:53,760 --> 00:11:56,260 Okay, but that means your name comes out of my little red book. 227 00:11:56,460 --> 00:11:59,270 You're breaking my heart. Good night. 228 00:12:01,760 --> 00:12:03,410 Dad, were you going out? - Why? 229 00:12:03,610 --> 00:12:05,260 Oh, it's Willie. Willie is here. 230 00:12:05,270 --> 00:12:06,570 I'm here, but I ought to be home. 231 00:12:06,770 --> 00:12:09,070 Eh, Willie, now, if you grandmother is sick, 232 00:12:09,270 --> 00:12:12,270 I would recommend the old- fashioned stick of licorice. 233 00:12:12,470 --> 00:12:14,770 - When did she get sick? - The unsweetened... 234 00:12:14,780 --> 00:12:16,080 Who? - Grandma. 235 00:12:16,280 --> 00:12:17,580 Oh, what's the matter with her? 236 00:12:17,780 --> 00:12:19,180 Oh, you didn't know? He didn't know. 237 00:12:19,380 --> 00:12:20,730 Well, if your grandmother is sick, 238 00:12:20,930 --> 00:12:22,080 Willie, licorice is wonderful. 239 00:12:22,280 --> 00:12:24,280 Now, it's way past your bedtime and yours, too. 240 00:12:24,790 --> 00:12:25,945 Good night. - Uh, good night, darling. 241 00:12:26,145 --> 00:12:27,367 Don't you worry about anything, Willie. 242 00:12:27,567 --> 00:12:28,590 Everything is going to be all right. 243 00:12:28,790 --> 00:12:30,790 So you just run on home and don't worry about anything. 244 00:12:30,990 --> 00:12:31,790 - Yes. - Yes. 245 00:12:31,990 --> 00:12:32,790 Uh! Oh! 246 00:12:36,300 --> 00:12:38,310 Dad! What was that? 247 00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:41,300 What was what, darling? Uh, that boom? 248 00:12:41,500 --> 00:12:43,800 Like that? It wasn't anything. 249 00:12:43,810 --> 00:12:45,210 Well, that's what it was, darling. 250 00:12:45,410 --> 00:12:46,610 It was my foot. It's all asleep. 251 00:12:46,810 --> 00:12:48,820 The rest of you should be, too. Now, it's late. 252 00:12:49,020 --> 00:12:50,310 Now, you go on home, and you go to bed. 253 00:12:50,510 --> 00:12:53,310 Good night. - Good night, darling. 254 00:12:53,510 --> 00:12:54,310 Quick, to the laboratory. 255 00:12:54,320 --> 00:12:55,120 Yes, sir. 256 00:12:55,320 --> 00:12:56,820 Willie, come in here. 257 00:12:57,020 --> 00:12:59,120 Help me. - Yes. 258 00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:02,820 There, there, there. What is the matter with you? 259 00:13:03,020 --> 00:13:05,820 Are you an idiot? Come in here and help me. 260 00:13:27,350 --> 00:13:29,150 Stop that. 261 00:13:29,350 --> 00:13:32,650 Ah! I've done it. He's alive. 262 00:13:32,850 --> 00:13:35,850 He's alive, breathing. I've done it. 263 00:13:35,860 --> 00:13:37,370 I've done it. Willie. 264 00:13:38,860 --> 00:13:39,860 What are you doing? 265 00:13:40,360 --> 00:13:41,160 I'm screaming. 266 00:13:41,360 --> 00:13:42,860 Well, stop that noise. 267 00:13:48,370 --> 00:13:50,170 Ohh. 268 00:13:50,370 --> 00:13:52,020 I never saw little men that big before. 269 00:13:52,220 --> 00:13:53,870 Reactions, marvelous. What time is it? 270 00:13:53,880 --> 00:13:55,880 What time is it? Get my watch. 271 00:13:58,380 --> 00:13:59,880 Help, help, help. Help get him up. 272 00:14:00,080 --> 00:14:01,380 Get him up. Get him up. 273 00:14:01,580 --> 00:14:02,880 Come on, that's it. 274 00:14:03,080 --> 00:14:03,880 Easy, easy. 275 00:14:06,390 --> 00:14:07,400 Ah! 276 00:14:09,390 --> 00:14:10,790 What - - what happened? Where am I? 277 00:14:10,990 --> 00:14:12,190 Who are you? - Steady now, steady. 278 00:14:12,390 --> 00:14:14,390 This will come in the nature of a shock, 279 00:14:14,400 --> 00:14:16,400 but you must try and cope with the greatness of it all. 280 00:14:16,900 --> 00:14:18,700 All right. Let's have it. What have I done now? 281 00:14:18,900 --> 00:14:20,900 Oh, it's not what you've done, my boy. It's what I've done. 282 00:14:21,100 --> 00:14:22,900 Look, I don't know what this is, but I wish - - 283 00:14:23,100 --> 00:14:23,900 Say, who are you? - I? 284 00:14:23,910 --> 00:14:25,410 I'm Professor Reginald X. Shotesbury, 285 00:14:25,910 --> 00:14:27,920 and tonight I've accomplished something that science 286 00:14:28,120 --> 00:14:29,710 has always claimed was impossible. 287 00:14:29,910 --> 00:14:32,210 Oh, it's no dream. No dream, it's a reality. 288 00:14:32,410 --> 00:14:36,410 I have brought you back to life, back from the dead. 289 00:14:36,420 --> 00:14:38,220 Dead? Me, dead? You're crazy! 290 00:14:38,420 --> 00:14:40,420 Well, if you wasn't dead, what are you doing on the slab 291 00:14:40,620 --> 00:14:41,920 in the morgue? - I was in the morgue? 292 00:14:42,120 --> 00:14:43,220 - In the morgue. - With a lily. 293 00:14:43,420 --> 00:14:45,420 - Have you got a drink? - Yes, yes, of course. 294 00:14:45,430 --> 00:14:46,930 Willie, quick, quick, get Mr... 295 00:14:47,130 --> 00:14:48,230 Mr...What is your name? 296 00:14:48,430 --> 00:14:49,930 - Never mind. - Never mind. 297 00:14:50,430 --> 00:14:51,430 - Never mind. - A brandy. 298 00:14:51,630 --> 00:14:52,230 - Brandy. - Brandy. 299 00:14:52,430 --> 00:14:54,430 - Anything, anything. - We ain't got that. 300 00:14:54,440 --> 00:14:55,440 - What? - Anything. 301 00:14:55,640 --> 00:14:57,740 Brandy, brandy. 302 00:14:57,940 --> 00:14:59,740 The last thing I remember, 303 00:14:59,940 --> 00:15:01,840 I was attending my bachelor dinner. 304 00:15:02,040 --> 00:15:03,940 Must have been something you ate. 305 00:15:03,950 --> 00:15:05,950 Ate. 306 00:15:15,960 --> 00:15:17,970 Something happened you didn't figure on. 307 00:15:18,170 --> 00:15:19,260 Professor, he's evaporating. 308 00:15:19,460 --> 00:15:21,860 Living, breathing, solid and invisible. 309 00:15:22,060 --> 00:15:24,460 What are you talking about, invisible? 310 00:15:26,470 --> 00:15:29,370 Reactions, record this. Record this. 311 00:15:29,570 --> 00:15:32,470 It didn't happen to Charlie. Or did it? 312 00:15:32,670 --> 00:15:34,470 It didn't. 313 00:15:39,980 --> 00:15:42,480 He's there all right, but he ain't. 314 00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:43,980 Just like him. 315 00:15:43,990 --> 00:15:46,790 Oh! 316 00:15:46,990 --> 00:15:49,000 Think you can bring him back again, Professor? 317 00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:50,995 William, think of it - - invisible men, 318 00:15:51,195 --> 00:15:52,992 thousands of them invading enemy territory, 319 00:15:53,192 --> 00:15:54,990 and no army in the world can combat them. 320 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:57,000 But I've got to bring him back to visibility. 321 00:15:57,200 --> 00:15:58,500 I've got to find the antidote. 322 00:15:58,700 --> 00:15:59,800 Your auntie can't help you now. 323 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,500 Professor, you better quick messing around with dead folks. 324 00:16:02,700 --> 00:16:04,000 I tell you, I'm not dead, 325 00:16:04,010 --> 00:16:06,010 and don't ask me again what I was doing in the morgue. 326 00:16:06,210 --> 00:16:07,520 No, sir. No, you ain't dead, 327 00:16:07,720 --> 00:16:09,810 but your clothes... 328 00:16:10,010 --> 00:16:13,010 Daddy, do you realize it's getting late? 329 00:16:13,210 --> 00:16:14,510 Ohh. 330 00:16:14,520 --> 00:16:16,320 Oh. 331 00:16:16,520 --> 00:16:17,320 Daddy, what is it?! 332 00:16:17,520 --> 00:16:18,820 The result of an experiment, darling, 333 00:16:19,020 --> 00:16:21,020 that went a little bit beyond my expectations. 334 00:16:21,220 --> 00:16:22,820 Oh, my head. 335 00:16:23,020 --> 00:16:24,520 Isn't there someplace I can lie down? 336 00:16:24,530 --> 00:16:25,830 I am so sorry, of course. 337 00:16:26,030 --> 00:16:27,540 William, prepare the guest room. 338 00:16:27,740 --> 00:16:29,030 Yes, sir. 339 00:16:35,040 --> 00:16:38,050 You'll excuse me, won't you. Oh. 340 00:16:40,540 --> 00:16:42,190 Daddy, what are you up to? What does this mean? 341 00:16:42,390 --> 00:16:44,040 It means, my darling, I've done it at last. 342 00:16:44,050 --> 00:16:46,050 I've brought a dead man back to life. 343 00:16:46,250 --> 00:16:47,800 - Dead man! - Back to life. 344 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,550 - Back to life? - Back to life. 345 00:16:51,550 --> 00:16:53,050 You're getting worse and worse every day. 346 00:16:53,250 --> 00:16:54,550 Are you going mad? - Mad? 347 00:16:54,560 --> 00:16:56,360 It walked, didn't it? It breathed, didn't it? 348 00:16:56,560 --> 00:16:59,070 Now if I can just bring the pigmentation back to its skin, 349 00:16:59,270 --> 00:17:01,560 I can prove to them all that my theory is correct. 350 00:17:01,760 --> 00:17:02,860 Where did you get that body? 351 00:17:03,060 --> 00:17:05,560 Less than an hour ago in the dissecting room in the morgue. 352 00:17:05,570 --> 00:17:07,225 - You stole it! - I stole it? 353 00:17:07,425 --> 00:17:09,080 Nothing of the kind. I took it. 354 00:17:09,280 --> 00:17:10,370 Why shouldn't I? 355 00:17:10,570 --> 00:17:11,970 Father, you're going to disgrace us all. 356 00:17:12,170 --> 00:17:13,520 Now, you come right with me and tell Willie 357 00:17:13,720 --> 00:17:15,070 to take that body right back to the morgue. 358 00:17:15,580 --> 00:17:16,380 - Take it back? - Yes. 359 00:17:16,580 --> 00:17:18,090 - In the middle of the night? - Of course. 360 00:17:18,290 --> 00:17:19,085 It will catch its death of cold. 361 00:17:19,285 --> 00:17:20,080 Oh, I'll tell him myself. Willie! 362 00:17:20,280 --> 00:17:22,380 - Take it back. - Willie. 363 00:17:22,580 --> 00:17:24,580 Willie, you take that body right back to the morgue. 364 00:17:24,590 --> 00:17:25,890 Yes. 365 00:17:26,090 --> 00:17:27,740 The morgue? - Yes, the morgue. 366 00:17:27,940 --> 00:17:29,415 Oh, the morgue is closed now. 367 00:17:29,615 --> 00:17:30,890 Miss Joan, where is the ice bag? 368 00:17:31,090 --> 00:17:33,590 Yes, it's upstairs in the - - What do you want an ice bag for? 369 00:17:33,790 --> 00:17:36,590 The zombie has got a headache, and so have I. 370 00:17:52,110 --> 00:17:53,260 Oh, my head. 371 00:17:53,460 --> 00:17:54,610 What head? 372 00:17:54,620 --> 00:17:57,630 Get out of here and let me sleep this off. 373 00:17:57,830 --> 00:17:59,620 You better sleep some on. 374 00:18:04,630 --> 00:18:07,640 Oh, my head feels as big as a house. 375 00:18:07,840 --> 00:18:09,630 Yeah, an empty house. 376 00:18:17,640 --> 00:18:18,940 Man: Mrs. Lunceford! 377 00:18:19,140 --> 00:18:21,440 Barrett, Barrett, some smelling salts. 378 00:18:21,640 --> 00:18:24,640 Mother, mother, what on Earth is the matter? 379 00:18:24,650 --> 00:18:27,800 Peter has run away. You've been gypped, jilted. 380 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:31,150 What? But he was at the dinner party last night. 381 00:18:31,350 --> 00:18:33,150 - You were there. - Yes, yes, I was. 382 00:18:33,350 --> 00:18:34,150 Well, what happened? 383 00:18:34,160 --> 00:18:35,460 Nothing out of the ordinary, 384 00:18:35,660 --> 00:18:38,170 except that a guy broke in and tried to poke Peter in the nose. 385 00:18:38,370 --> 00:18:39,960 He seemed to be a friend of yours. 386 00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:41,460 Oh, well, what happened after the party? 387 00:18:41,660 --> 00:18:44,160 We all said good night, and we all went home. 388 00:18:44,170 --> 00:18:45,470 What are we going to do now? 389 00:18:45,670 --> 00:18:47,680 Well, I think I'd better go down to the college 390 00:18:47,880 --> 00:18:48,670 and talk to Doc Appleby. 391 00:18:49,170 --> 00:18:50,470 All right. 392 00:18:50,670 --> 00:18:52,470 And in the meantime, I'll have Uncle John tell 393 00:18:52,670 --> 00:18:55,670 all the guests that the marriage has been temporarily postponed. 394 00:19:07,190 --> 00:19:08,490 Hey, you can't go in there. 395 00:19:08,690 --> 00:19:10,490 That's only for dead people and students. 396 00:19:10,690 --> 00:19:12,690 I'm looking for George Appleby. Do you know him? 397 00:19:12,890 --> 00:19:14,190 Oh, the one they call Doc? He's in there. 398 00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:15,500 Thanks, I got to talk to him. 399 00:19:15,700 --> 00:19:17,105 Jimmie, why aren't you at the wedding? 400 00:19:17,305 --> 00:19:18,500 I was just getting ready to leave myself. 401 00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:20,700 Doc, I've got something important to tell you alone. 402 00:19:20,900 --> 00:19:22,700 Okay. 403 00:19:25,210 --> 00:19:27,210 What's on your mind? - De Haven has disappeared. 404 00:19:27,410 --> 00:19:28,510 What do you mean he's disappeared? 405 00:19:28,710 --> 00:19:30,010 Nobody has heard from him since we left him. 406 00:19:30,210 --> 00:19:32,710 Doc, Pete couldn't have been cut up by mistake, could he? 407 00:19:32,910 --> 00:19:34,710 Ah, don't be a sap. 408 00:19:37,220 --> 00:19:39,730 Oh, Appleby, this is Inspector Deming 409 00:19:39,930 --> 00:19:42,520 of the Missing Persons Bureau. 410 00:19:42,720 --> 00:19:45,220 - Oh, how do you do? - Glad to know you, Appleby. 411 00:19:45,230 --> 00:19:47,135 Sorry to disturb you, but you know 412 00:19:47,335 --> 00:19:49,240 Peter De Haven has disappeared? 413 00:19:49,440 --> 00:19:50,530 Yes. 414 00:19:50,730 --> 00:19:52,730 They tell me that he left the bachelor dinner party 415 00:19:52,930 --> 00:19:54,730 last night with you, Terrence Abbott, 416 00:19:54,740 --> 00:19:57,240 and a fellow named James Barbour. 417 00:19:57,440 --> 00:19:58,040 Well, this is Barbour. 418 00:19:58,240 --> 00:19:59,740 Well, I'm glad you're here. 419 00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:02,740 I'm sort of killing two birds with one visit. 420 00:20:02,940 --> 00:20:05,240 Tell me, just what can I do, exactly? 421 00:20:05,250 --> 00:20:07,250 I've called an investigation in my office. 422 00:20:07,450 --> 00:20:08,750 I guess the others are there now, 423 00:20:08,950 --> 00:20:10,250 so we might as well go along. 424 00:20:10,450 --> 00:20:11,750 We can discuss the matter there. 425 00:20:11,950 --> 00:20:13,050 Sure, sure, but I doubt 426 00:20:13,250 --> 00:20:15,250 if we can throw any light on the thing. 427 00:20:15,260 --> 00:20:16,760 No, I don't think we could throw much light on it. 428 00:20:17,260 --> 00:20:18,060 Oh, we'll see. 429 00:20:18,260 --> 00:20:21,760 I'll be with you as soon as I change my clothes. 430 00:20:21,960 --> 00:20:23,060 Well? 431 00:20:23,260 --> 00:20:25,760 We're coming. 432 00:20:25,770 --> 00:20:27,070 Now this fellow who crashed your party, 433 00:20:27,270 --> 00:20:29,170 have you any idea who he was? - No, I don't know. 434 00:20:29,370 --> 00:20:31,270 But Miss Lunceford might be able to give you a hint. 435 00:20:31,470 --> 00:20:33,270 Yes. He referred to Miss Lunceford 436 00:20:33,470 --> 00:20:34,770 as, "my girl," didn't he? 437 00:20:34,780 --> 00:20:36,435 You don't think he could have injured De Haven 438 00:20:36,635 --> 00:20:38,290 during the melee, do you? - Oh, no, no, no. 439 00:20:38,490 --> 00:20:39,080 He didn't even get near Peter. 440 00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:40,780 Besides, Peter had passed out by that time. 441 00:20:41,280 --> 00:20:42,580 Well, do you suppose he could have laid for him 442 00:20:42,780 --> 00:20:44,780 after he left the rest of you, caught up with him later? 443 00:20:44,790 --> 00:20:46,790 - There's always... - That's what happened. 444 00:20:46,990 --> 00:20:47,800 That's probably what happened, sure. 445 00:20:48,290 --> 00:20:49,590 All right. All right. 446 00:20:49,790 --> 00:20:51,790 Now you don't know anyone else who could have wished 447 00:20:51,990 --> 00:20:53,590 any harm to Mr. De Haven? - No. 448 00:20:53,790 --> 00:20:57,800 Peter was independently wealthy, an amateur golf champion. 449 00:20:58,000 --> 00:20:59,800 He liked everybody, and everybody liked him. 450 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:01,800 What about another woman in the case? 451 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:03,600 Peter doesn't have much to do with women. 452 00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:05,300 As a matter of fact, it was quite a surprise to us 453 00:21:05,810 --> 00:21:07,820 when he announced his engagement to Miss Lunceford. 454 00:21:08,020 --> 00:21:09,310 Well, gentlemen, you seem to throw 455 00:21:09,810 --> 00:21:12,310 a bewildering lack of light on the situation. 456 00:21:12,510 --> 00:21:14,310 I guess that's all. - Thank you, sir. 457 00:21:14,320 --> 00:21:15,620 Oh, thank you. 458 00:21:15,820 --> 00:21:17,320 Uh, sorry we haven't been more helpful, Inspector. 459 00:21:17,520 --> 00:21:19,570 Do you mind? 460 00:21:19,770 --> 00:21:21,820 Not at all. 461 00:21:58,360 --> 00:22:00,860 Miss Shotesbury, when exactly did your next meeting 462 00:22:01,060 --> 00:22:03,860 with the alleged invisible man occur? 463 00:22:04,060 --> 00:22:05,360 The following morning. 464 00:22:05,370 --> 00:22:07,170 My father and I were having breakfast, 465 00:22:07,370 --> 00:22:09,770 and we were trying carefully to determine... 466 00:22:09,970 --> 00:22:12,170 Dad, you know, this body is going to be missed. 467 00:22:12,370 --> 00:22:14,370 Well, my darling, it hasn't been missed yet, has it? 468 00:22:14,380 --> 00:22:16,035 And I'm pretty sure that if it had been, 469 00:22:16,235 --> 00:22:17,890 I'd be the first one to be informed. 470 00:22:18,090 --> 00:22:18,680 Where did it come from? 471 00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:20,680 Well, that's the mystery. I have no idea. 472 00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:22,880 One thing is certain, the death must have been pretty recent 473 00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:24,380 because the body was still warm. 474 00:22:24,390 --> 00:22:26,190 It makes me shudder to think about it. 475 00:22:26,390 --> 00:22:29,900 Suppose something happened to it during the night. 476 00:22:30,100 --> 00:22:31,890 Dad, suppose something happened - - 477 00:22:32,090 --> 00:22:33,390 Daddy, not on the doily. 478 00:22:33,590 --> 00:22:34,890 Oh. 479 00:22:36,900 --> 00:22:40,200 Not on the napkin either. 480 00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:42,400 It's getting so I can't eat my breakfast in peace 481 00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:44,400 in this house at all. What'd you ask me? 482 00:22:44,410 --> 00:22:45,710 I said, "Suppose something happened 483 00:22:45,910 --> 00:22:47,410 to it during the night?" - Well, what could happen? 484 00:22:47,610 --> 00:22:48,660 Well, suppose it died again. 485 00:22:48,860 --> 00:22:49,910 Well, that's very simple. 486 00:22:50,410 --> 00:22:51,910 All Willie has to do is to wait for it to get dark 487 00:22:52,110 --> 00:22:53,710 and then carry the body back to the morgue. 488 00:22:53,910 --> 00:22:56,910 Professor, it ain't fair, taking corpses out on approval. 489 00:22:56,920 --> 00:22:59,070 - How is he? - Stiff as a board. 490 00:22:59,270 --> 00:23:01,220 - Stiff? - Dad, it's dead again. 491 00:23:01,420 --> 00:23:04,420 If he's dead, he's the snoringest dead man I ever heard. 492 00:23:04,430 --> 00:23:06,930 - Snoring? Snoring? - Yes. 493 00:23:07,130 --> 00:23:08,730 Pretty late sleeper. 494 00:23:08,930 --> 00:23:11,930 Professor, I hate to keep asking you this, 495 00:23:12,130 --> 00:23:13,430 but I'd like to have a few days off. 496 00:23:13,630 --> 00:23:14,430 What for? 497 00:23:14,440 --> 00:23:16,240 I'd like to relax. 498 00:23:16,440 --> 00:23:18,590 Have you ever heard anything so ridiculous? 499 00:23:18,790 --> 00:23:20,940 Relax? What for? Look at me. Am I relaxed? 500 00:23:21,140 --> 00:23:22,240 That's the trouble. 501 00:23:22,440 --> 00:23:24,440 You get the morning paper and bring it in here. 502 00:23:24,950 --> 00:23:26,950 Morning after morning, I have to tell you the same thing. 503 00:23:27,150 --> 00:23:30,460 Why don't you look into things like that? 504 00:23:30,660 --> 00:23:31,955 There should be water. 505 00:23:32,155 --> 00:23:33,450 You drank yours, Daddy. 506 00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:37,460 Peter: Oh, my head, my head. 507 00:23:37,660 --> 00:23:40,710 Oh, what a night. 508 00:23:40,910 --> 00:23:43,960 Ooh, why did I do it? 509 00:23:44,970 --> 00:23:46,770 Ohh. 510 00:23:46,970 --> 00:23:48,770 What time is it? 511 00:23:48,970 --> 00:23:51,470 Holy smoke, I'll be late for my own wedding. 512 00:23:55,480 --> 00:23:56,280 Whoa. 513 00:23:56,480 --> 00:23:58,490 What's coming off here? 514 00:24:00,980 --> 00:24:02,480 I've been double- crossed. 515 00:24:06,990 --> 00:24:10,500 Ohh. Oh, my head, my head. 516 00:24:18,500 --> 00:24:19,500 Peter: Listen, you! 517 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:21,500 You got me into this, and now you get me out. 518 00:24:21,700 --> 00:24:22,750 Stop that! Take your hands off me! 519 00:24:22,950 --> 00:24:24,000 Stop it! Take your hands off me! 520 00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:25,000 Stop it! Well, okay, then. 521 00:24:25,010 --> 00:24:27,010 Well, I'm going to do the very best I can, 522 00:24:27,210 --> 00:24:28,310 but you've got to be patient. 523 00:24:28,510 --> 00:24:29,910 By the way, what's happened to your clothes? 524 00:24:30,110 --> 00:24:31,510 They were distinctly visible last night. 525 00:24:31,710 --> 00:24:32,810 I took them off. 526 00:24:33,010 --> 00:24:34,510 I figured I'm less alarming this way 527 00:24:34,520 --> 00:24:36,320 than with my clothes running around town. 528 00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:39,030 Professor, I'm supposed to be getting married right now, 529 00:24:39,230 --> 00:24:41,020 and I'm in no shape for a wedding this way. 530 00:24:41,220 --> 00:24:42,520 You're going to get married? 531 00:24:42,720 --> 00:24:43,820 Yes, to Christine Lunceford. 532 00:24:44,020 --> 00:24:45,520 Then - - Then you're Peter De Haven. 533 00:24:45,530 --> 00:24:47,435 - The Third. - Dad, that's Peter De Haven III. 534 00:24:47,635 --> 00:24:49,540 - The Third? - The fellow that won The Open 535 00:24:49,740 --> 00:24:50,330 at Green Meadows last year? 536 00:24:50,530 --> 00:24:52,030 The one that everybody said was so handsome. 537 00:24:52,230 --> 00:24:53,330 Never mind all that. 538 00:24:53,530 --> 00:24:55,530 I'm supposed to be getting married this very minute. 539 00:24:55,540 --> 00:24:56,840 Professor, there must be something you can do. 540 00:24:57,040 --> 00:24:59,050 Plenty I can do. I've done pretty well so far, haven't I? 541 00:24:59,250 --> 00:25:01,340 Don't forget that you were dead. - I was not dead. 542 00:25:01,540 --> 00:25:04,040 Then what were you doing on the slab in the dissecting room? 543 00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:06,040 I was on a slab in the dissecting room? 544 00:25:06,050 --> 00:25:07,350 With a lily. 545 00:25:07,550 --> 00:25:09,200 That sounds like Doc Appleby. 546 00:25:09,400 --> 00:25:11,125 So that was his brilliant idea. 547 00:25:11,325 --> 00:25:13,087 Wait until I get my hands on him. 548 00:25:13,287 --> 00:25:15,050 - What hands? - Quiet, please. 549 00:25:15,060 --> 00:25:16,360 Now, young man, you must remember 550 00:25:16,560 --> 00:25:19,070 that this whole experiment is still in its embryonic state. 551 00:25:19,270 --> 00:25:20,860 I must forbid you to leave this house 552 00:25:21,060 --> 00:25:23,560 until I've found some means of bringing you back to visibility. 553 00:25:23,760 --> 00:25:25,060 Peter: But I've got to see Christine 554 00:25:25,070 --> 00:25:26,570 to find out how she is. - Will you please stay 555 00:25:26,770 --> 00:25:28,580 in one place for just a moment, please? 556 00:25:28,780 --> 00:25:29,575 Christine? Who's Christine? 557 00:25:29,775 --> 00:25:30,570 Christine Lunceford, the bride. 558 00:25:30,770 --> 00:25:31,370 The bride. Don't tell me. 559 00:25:31,570 --> 00:25:33,970 I know who she is, yes. The bride, eh? 560 00:25:34,170 --> 00:25:36,570 Well, in that case, I might consider... 561 00:25:36,580 --> 00:25:37,980 So William. 562 00:25:38,180 --> 00:25:39,380 William? 563 00:25:39,580 --> 00:25:40,730 I want you to take Mr. De Haven here. 564 00:25:40,930 --> 00:25:41,880 Take him any place he wishes to go. 565 00:25:42,080 --> 00:25:43,880 Wait with him until he's ready to return, 566 00:25:44,080 --> 00:25:46,080 and then see that he comes back to this house. 567 00:25:46,090 --> 00:25:47,390 I will if I can find him. 568 00:25:47,590 --> 00:25:48,890 Peter: Well, goodbye, Miss, uh... 569 00:25:49,090 --> 00:25:51,590 - Oh, Shotesbury is the name. - ...Shotesbury. 570 00:25:51,790 --> 00:25:53,840 I hope I'll be seeing you soon. 571 00:25:54,040 --> 00:25:56,090 Thanks. Now don't relax, Professor. 572 00:25:58,100 --> 00:26:00,600 - Uh, this way, please. - Here I am. 573 00:26:02,600 --> 00:26:05,600 Dad, don't you think he ought to take some clothes with him? 574 00:26:05,610 --> 00:26:07,110 - Why? - Well, in case... 575 00:26:07,310 --> 00:26:08,410 William. 576 00:26:08,610 --> 00:26:10,610 In my room, you'll find a little overnight bag. 577 00:26:11,110 --> 00:26:11,910 I want you to pack it with that suit 578 00:26:12,110 --> 00:26:14,110 of Mr. De Haven's and then take it with you. 579 00:26:14,310 --> 00:26:15,610 You said it. 580 00:26:22,120 --> 00:26:23,420 William, stop that noise. 581 00:26:23,620 --> 00:26:25,620 Do you want everybody to hear you? 582 00:26:25,630 --> 00:26:27,430 Mr. De Haven. - Peter: Yes? 583 00:26:27,630 --> 00:26:30,140 Oh, Mr. De Haven, I really feel that the less we have to say 584 00:26:30,340 --> 00:26:32,130 about this little experiment of ours, the better. 585 00:26:32,330 --> 00:26:33,930 - Much better. - Yes. 586 00:26:34,130 --> 00:26:36,130 William. William, come here. 587 00:26:36,640 --> 00:26:37,640 I can only regret the inconvenience 588 00:26:37,840 --> 00:26:38,940 that this has caused you, and, 589 00:26:39,140 --> 00:26:41,640 while you're visiting at the home of your fianc�e, 590 00:26:41,840 --> 00:26:43,440 I am going to concentrate on some antidotes, 591 00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:45,140 and I am positive - - - You're going to find one. 592 00:26:45,150 --> 00:26:46,950 Yes. What's the matter? 593 00:26:47,150 --> 00:26:49,160 Oh, you take this bag of Mr. De Haven's to the car. 594 00:26:49,360 --> 00:26:50,650 You follow after him very quietly. 595 00:26:51,150 --> 00:26:52,550 Don't let anybody see him. 596 00:26:52,750 --> 00:26:54,150 I mean, drive carefully. 597 00:26:57,660 --> 00:26:58,960 Peter: I'm cold. 598 00:26:59,160 --> 00:26:59,960 Yes, if it gets any colder, 599 00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:04,660 you can't even put your hand in your pocket. 600 00:27:04,670 --> 00:27:06,670 I guess you're in, all right. - Right you are. 601 00:27:06,870 --> 00:27:08,680 Now, for heaven's sake, let's get going. 602 00:27:08,880 --> 00:27:09,970 Yes, sir. 603 00:27:10,170 --> 00:27:13,670 Hmm, a ventriloquist. 604 00:27:13,870 --> 00:27:14,920 Where to, boss? 605 00:27:15,120 --> 00:27:16,170 1073 Fifth Avenue. 606 00:27:16,180 --> 00:27:18,190 I sure hope you don't start being re- visible 607 00:27:18,390 --> 00:27:20,185 on Fifth Avenue. 608 00:27:20,385 --> 00:27:21,980 And don't blow out. 609 00:27:22,180 --> 00:27:24,680 He must have the dummy in the suitcase. 610 00:27:39,700 --> 00:27:41,000 Better make a quick run for it. 611 00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:43,200 Don't want somebody to see that floating suitcase. 612 00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:44,700 Right. I'll duck in through here. 613 00:27:44,710 --> 00:27:46,010 You wait and keep the motor running 614 00:27:46,210 --> 00:27:47,710 in case we have to make a quick getaway. 615 00:27:47,910 --> 00:27:49,220 Yessir. 616 00:28:08,230 --> 00:28:10,730 Hey! Hey, come on back here with that elevator. 617 00:28:47,770 --> 00:28:49,780 - Good afternoon, Barrett. - Oh, Mr. Struck. 618 00:28:49,980 --> 00:28:51,070 - What is it? - Pardon me, sir, 619 00:28:51,270 --> 00:28:53,070 but did you ring the bell a little while ago? 620 00:28:53,270 --> 00:28:55,770 Why, no. Look, Barrett, I've got to see Miss Christine. 621 00:28:55,780 --> 00:28:57,780 I'm sorry, sir, but the doctor has given her a sedative. 622 00:28:58,280 --> 00:28:59,780 - She's resting. - You tell her that I'm here. 623 00:28:59,980 --> 00:29:01,280 I think she'll see me. 624 00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:21,300 Peter: Christine. 625 00:29:25,310 --> 00:29:27,310 Christine, don't be alarmed here. 626 00:29:27,510 --> 00:29:29,060 Aaaah! 627 00:29:29,260 --> 00:29:30,610 Aaaaah! 628 00:29:30,810 --> 00:29:32,610 Aaah! Robert! 629 00:29:32,810 --> 00:29:34,810 Christine, darling. 630 00:29:34,820 --> 00:29:36,120 What is it? 631 00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:38,330 Peter's voice. I heard it. 632 00:29:38,530 --> 00:29:39,620 Peter's voice? 633 00:29:39,820 --> 00:29:41,720 Well, now, look, honey, you just imagined that. 634 00:29:41,920 --> 00:29:43,620 She'll be all right, Barrett. - Very good, sir. 635 00:29:43,820 --> 00:29:46,820 Now, sweetheart, you've got to pull yourself together. 636 00:29:46,830 --> 00:29:48,340 Nothing has happened to the bridegroom. 637 00:29:48,830 --> 00:29:49,630 Then where is he? 638 00:29:49,830 --> 00:29:51,330 Well, in the condition I saw him in, 639 00:29:51,530 --> 00:29:52,630 he's liable to be anyplace. 640 00:29:52,830 --> 00:29:54,830 Darling, this is just one small example 641 00:29:54,840 --> 00:29:56,640 of married life with a guy like that. 642 00:29:56,840 --> 00:30:01,850 Oh, please, darling, don't make it any more difficult for me. 643 00:30:02,050 --> 00:30:03,340 We went all through this last night. 644 00:30:03,540 --> 00:30:04,840 You know our finances. 645 00:30:04,850 --> 00:30:07,350 It took everything mother had left to manage my trousseau. 646 00:30:07,550 --> 00:30:09,100 Peter: Well, now your good investment 647 00:30:09,300 --> 00:30:10,850 isn't going to pay off in dividends, huh? 648 00:30:12,850 --> 00:30:14,850 - Yes? - Miss Christine? 649 00:30:14,860 --> 00:30:16,660 Inspector Deming would like to speak with you. 650 00:30:16,860 --> 00:30:19,370 He's looking for me. I've been dodging him all day. 651 00:30:19,570 --> 00:30:21,360 Then you were at the bachelor dinner. 652 00:30:21,560 --> 00:30:22,660 Just a moment, please. 653 00:30:22,860 --> 00:30:24,860 Come on, he mustn't find you here. 654 00:30:34,370 --> 00:30:35,870 Com e in, Inspector. 655 00:30:38,380 --> 00:30:40,280 Miss Lunceford, this is Inspector Deming. 656 00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:42,380 - How do you do? - That will be all, Barrett. 657 00:30:46,390 --> 00:30:48,190 Just stay where you are, Miss Lunceford. 658 00:30:48,390 --> 00:30:50,390 That isn't a very comfortable chair, Inspector. 659 00:30:50,890 --> 00:30:52,890 Thanks. It will be very nice. 660 00:30:53,090 --> 00:30:53,690 Very well. 661 00:30:53,890 --> 00:30:56,390 Miss Lunceford, I know what mental anguish this is to you, 662 00:30:56,400 --> 00:30:59,910 but there are some questions I have got to ask you. 663 00:31:00,110 --> 00:31:01,400 You may be sure of my cooperation. 664 00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:02,200 Thank you. 665 00:31:02,400 --> 00:31:04,900 Now, the man who crashed Peter De Haven's bachelor dinner 666 00:31:04,910 --> 00:31:06,910 last night said you were his girl. 667 00:31:07,110 --> 00:31:07,910 Who was he? 668 00:31:08,410 --> 00:31:09,560 Why, I- I have no idea. 669 00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:10,710 Why, that's strange. 670 00:31:10,910 --> 00:31:13,410 James Barbour told me you knew who the man was. 671 00:31:13,610 --> 00:31:15,910 Jimmie Barbour is a fool! 672 00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:17,325 Really, Inspector, this is cruel! 673 00:31:17,525 --> 00:31:18,720 I'm awfully sorry, but you see, 674 00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:20,920 we've linked the disappearance of your fianc� 675 00:31:21,120 --> 00:31:22,420 with the threats made to him by this man. 676 00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:23,720 We've got to find him. 677 00:31:23,920 --> 00:31:26,420 Well, then look someplace else. 678 00:31:26,430 --> 00:31:28,940 I'm sorry, Inspector, but I can't help you. 679 00:31:29,140 --> 00:31:30,930 Now, just one more question... 680 00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:42,740 Inspector Deming! 681 00:31:42,940 --> 00:31:44,440 I know this is difficult to explain, but... 682 00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:45,940 Yes, yes. I merely came here 683 00:31:45,950 --> 00:31:48,105 to inquire about Miss Lunceford's health. 684 00:31:48,305 --> 00:31:50,250 Did you expect to find it in the closet? 685 00:31:50,450 --> 00:31:52,450 You're the man who crashed De Haven's party last night? 686 00:31:52,650 --> 00:31:54,450 Yes, yes. I'm Robert Struck, but I can explain. 687 00:31:54,960 --> 00:31:56,460 You'll do your explaining at headquarters. 688 00:31:56,660 --> 00:31:57,760 You're going to arrest him? 689 00:31:57,960 --> 00:31:59,260 Just take him in for questioning now. 690 00:31:59,460 --> 00:32:01,260 I can answer all of your questions right here. 691 00:32:01,460 --> 00:32:03,460 I haven't seen Peter De Haven, and I don't know where he is. 692 00:32:03,660 --> 00:32:05,460 And if you take me in, you're going to be sorry. 693 00:32:05,470 --> 00:32:06,770 My father is a friend of Judge Sanders. 694 00:32:06,970 --> 00:32:08,980 And Judge Sanders is a friend of mine. Come on. 695 00:32:12,470 --> 00:32:14,970 Darling, leave! 696 00:32:16,480 --> 00:32:17,980 Robert! Robert! 697 00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:21,280 What's this? 698 00:32:21,480 --> 00:32:22,980 Christine: What's the matter, Robert? 699 00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:24,480 What happened? - What did happen? 700 00:32:24,990 --> 00:32:26,290 - Are you all right? - Miss Lunceford, 701 00:32:26,490 --> 00:32:28,790 can you explain what this is doing in your bedroom? 702 00:32:28,990 --> 00:32:31,490 Of course not. No one has been here except Robert and Dr. Harden. 703 00:32:31,690 --> 00:32:34,490 "Peter De Haven, 21 East 58th Street." 704 00:32:34,690 --> 00:32:37,490 Peter's suit. Robert, what have you done? 705 00:32:37,500 --> 00:32:39,010 I've never seen those things before. 706 00:32:39,500 --> 00:32:40,300 Oh, yeah? 707 00:32:40,500 --> 00:32:42,300 I tell you, I didn't bring a suitcase in here. 708 00:32:42,500 --> 00:32:44,500 Just the same, I'm going to hold you as a material witness. 709 00:32:44,700 --> 00:32:46,500 Come on! - Oh, now look. 710 00:32:46,510 --> 00:32:49,020 Look, Mr. Deming, you can't do this to me! 711 00:32:49,220 --> 00:32:51,310 I've heard that before. Come on. 712 00:32:51,510 --> 00:32:55,510 Oh, Chri - - Christine, you don't think - - 713 00:32:57,020 --> 00:32:58,520 Ah! 714 00:33:05,530 --> 00:33:07,330 If I'm cut, I'll sue you. 715 00:33:07,530 --> 00:33:11,040 Okay, Struck, if that's the way you want it. 716 00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:13,030 Hey! What's the matter with you? 717 00:33:13,230 --> 00:33:14,530 Let me go! 718 00:33:26,050 --> 00:33:28,550 Oh, come on! Cut out this playing. 719 00:33:28,750 --> 00:33:31,850 Where's my hat? 720 00:33:32,050 --> 00:33:34,050 Now, come on. You're going to the station. 721 00:33:40,060 --> 00:33:41,560 Christine: Aaaah! 722 00:33:43,060 --> 00:33:45,060 Aaaaah! 723 00:33:50,070 --> 00:33:50,870 Is you in? 724 00:33:51,070 --> 00:33:53,070 - Peter: Yeah. - Where's your suitcase? 725 00:33:53,270 --> 00:33:54,370 I lost it. 726 00:33:54,570 --> 00:33:56,570 Drive me to my place - - 21 East 58th Street. 727 00:33:56,580 --> 00:33:58,580 I've got to get some clothes. 728 00:33:58,780 --> 00:34:00,380 Yes, a convoy. 729 00:34:00,580 --> 00:34:03,080 That's all I is, a convoy to a hunk of thin air. 730 00:34:06,590 --> 00:34:08,390 Steady, Charlie, steady. 731 00:34:08,590 --> 00:34:10,490 Now, stay on my shoulder there. Stay there, now. 732 00:34:10,690 --> 00:34:12,590 Don't get restless, just a little while longer. 733 00:34:12,790 --> 00:34:14,090 That's a boy. Stop it, now. 734 00:34:14,290 --> 00:34:15,590 Stop it! 735 00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:17,600 Here, shake hands. Shake hands. 736 00:34:17,800 --> 00:34:18,855 That's it, now. That's it. 737 00:34:19,055 --> 00:34:19,900 Oh! Don't tickle like that. 738 00:34:20,100 --> 00:34:21,900 Don't tickle, you little monkey, you. 739 00:34:22,100 --> 00:34:24,600 Stop it. Here, you get up there where you belong. 740 00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:26,600 Get up there. Jump now. Go ahead. 741 00:34:26,610 --> 00:34:27,910 Get up. That's a boy. 742 00:34:28,110 --> 00:34:29,760 Now you stay there. Anything new, Dad? 743 00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:31,435 I'm expecting great news, darling. 744 00:34:31,635 --> 00:34:32,910 It all depends upon Charlie, there. 745 00:34:33,110 --> 00:34:35,110 I expect him to become distinctly visible 746 00:34:35,310 --> 00:34:36,610 at any moment now. - Charlie, where? 747 00:34:36,620 --> 00:34:38,120 Right up there, in his favorite place, darling. 748 00:34:38,620 --> 00:34:40,630 Oh! Careful! You'll fall and you'll break everything. 749 00:34:40,830 --> 00:34:41,420 Hello, Charlie! 750 00:34:41,620 --> 00:34:44,120 He's probably having trouble finding his fleas up there. 751 00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:45,620 I don't know. He's been pretty happy all morning. 752 00:34:45,630 --> 00:34:47,130 On my shoulder, laughing, scratching. 753 00:34:47,330 --> 00:34:48,430 You know, my darling, you know, 754 00:34:48,630 --> 00:34:51,140 I think being invisible has distinct advantages. 755 00:34:51,340 --> 00:34:52,930 Oh, but not to other people, Pop. 756 00:34:53,130 --> 00:34:56,630 Imagine sitting on an invisible lap or kissing an invisible man. 757 00:34:56,640 --> 00:34:57,940 Look here. Look here. 758 00:34:58,140 --> 00:35:00,650 I hope your interest in this experiment is purely scientific. 759 00:35:00,850 --> 00:35:03,140 My interest in Peter De Haven has been purely personal 760 00:35:03,340 --> 00:35:04,440 ever since I saw him win The Open 761 00:35:04,640 --> 00:35:06,140 at Green Meadows last year. - Personal? 762 00:35:06,150 --> 00:35:08,150 Mm- hmm. You do think he's handsome, don't you, Dad? 763 00:35:08,650 --> 00:35:10,660 This is the most outrageous conversation. 764 00:35:10,860 --> 00:35:11,450 Well, is he handsome? 765 00:35:11,650 --> 00:35:14,150 Why, I don't know what the younger generation is coming to. 766 00:35:14,350 --> 00:35:16,150 - Isn't he handsome? - Handsome? 767 00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:18,160 Why, what a question. I hardly know the boy. 768 00:35:18,360 --> 00:35:19,670 What's his name? - Peter De Haven. 769 00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:21,460 Handsome? When I saw him, 770 00:35:21,660 --> 00:35:24,310 I thought he looked pretty stiff to me. 771 00:35:24,510 --> 00:35:27,160 Yes, a little stupid, sort of blank. 772 00:35:27,170 --> 00:35:28,575 You like him? - Mm- hmm. 773 00:35:28,775 --> 00:35:29,970 - Uh- huh? - Mm- hmm. 774 00:35:30,170 --> 00:35:33,170 Uh- huh? Well, he - - he has nice eyes. 775 00:35:33,370 --> 00:35:34,470 Yes. He has honest eyes. 776 00:35:34,670 --> 00:35:36,170 His neckties are too loud, though. 777 00:35:36,180 --> 00:35:37,835 I couldn't wear one of them. - Daddy! 778 00:35:38,035 --> 00:35:39,690 What are you doing in here at this time? 779 00:35:40,180 --> 00:35:41,480 This is the most important time of the day for me. 780 00:35:41,680 --> 00:35:44,080 You find that Willie, and you tell him that he has to drive me 781 00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:46,680 to the faculty meeting this afternoon to have my car washed. 782 00:35:46,690 --> 00:35:48,595 It's an outrage, and don't you use it. 783 00:35:48,795 --> 00:35:50,700 Look! The moment I've been waiting for! 784 00:35:50,900 --> 00:35:52,695 Charlie! - Dad, that's wonderful! 785 00:35:52,895 --> 00:35:54,490 Well, now what are you doing? 786 00:35:54,690 --> 00:35:57,690 I have to note these changes of visibility very, very carefully. 787 00:35:57,700 --> 00:35:59,600 You see, my darling, visibility is simply 788 00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:01,700 the principle of refraction and pigmentation. 789 00:36:01,900 --> 00:36:03,700 Now, my formula lowers the refraction. 790 00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:05,700 Charlie! Don't you go out of the room. 791 00:36:05,710 --> 00:36:07,710 You stay right here, Charlie. It lowers the refraction. 792 00:36:07,910 --> 00:36:09,010 Charlie! You ought to know better 793 00:36:09,210 --> 00:36:10,710 than to leave the doors open in this room! 794 00:36:10,910 --> 00:36:12,510 You ought to know better! 795 00:36:12,710 --> 00:36:14,710 Charlie, here. Here, Charlie. 796 00:36:17,220 --> 00:36:19,520 He's gone, disappeared, invisible! 797 00:36:19,720 --> 00:36:21,720 Note it down in the book, quick, under pigmentation, 798 00:36:21,920 --> 00:36:23,720 to the very second. Charlie? 799 00:36:23,920 --> 00:36:24,520 Charlie? 800 00:36:24,720 --> 00:36:26,720 You left the front door open, too. 801 00:36:33,730 --> 00:36:34,530 Charlie? 802 00:36:34,730 --> 00:36:36,730 Charlie, good boy now, in your cage. 803 00:36:36,740 --> 00:36:38,540 Come on. Come on. 804 00:36:38,740 --> 00:36:43,540 Charlie? 805 00:36:43,740 --> 00:36:47,050 Charlie? 806 00:36:47,250 --> 00:36:49,260 What on earth is the matter with Professor Shotesbury? 807 00:36:49,460 --> 00:36:51,550 Most undignified! 808 00:36:51,750 --> 00:36:54,250 Charlie, in your cage now, come, come, come. 809 00:36:54,450 --> 00:36:55,750 Oh, did you lose something, Professor? 810 00:36:55,760 --> 00:36:57,760 - What's that? - Have you lost something? 811 00:36:57,960 --> 00:36:59,060 Why? Oh, of course! 812 00:36:59,260 --> 00:37:00,760 Lost? Well, out of the cage. 813 00:37:01,260 --> 00:37:02,260 See the canary, it's flown. 814 00:37:02,460 --> 00:37:04,060 - Salt. - Salt? 815 00:37:04,260 --> 00:37:07,260 Oh, of course, salt, yes, over the shoulder. 816 00:37:07,270 --> 00:37:09,175 Oh, no, no, no. On the tail? 817 00:37:09,375 --> 00:37:11,280 - That's it. - Yes, that's it. 818 00:37:13,770 --> 00:37:15,170 Stupid. 819 00:37:15,370 --> 00:37:16,770 Come, salt. 820 00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:18,080 Come, Charlie, Charlie. 821 00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:20,080 Oh, I know. 822 00:37:20,280 --> 00:37:21,780 I know what you're waiting for, yes. 823 00:37:23,780 --> 00:37:26,280 He's gone back into the house. 824 00:37:26,290 --> 00:37:29,090 I wonder who Charlie can be? 825 00:37:29,290 --> 00:37:31,290 Here, Charlie. Come on now, look. 826 00:37:31,490 --> 00:37:32,540 Nice, fresh banana, see. 827 00:37:32,740 --> 00:37:33,915 Come on. Come on, boy. 828 00:37:34,115 --> 00:37:35,090 Good boy. 829 00:37:35,290 --> 00:37:37,290 Come on, Charlie. Come on. 830 00:37:41,300 --> 00:37:43,700 Come on. That's the boy. 831 00:37:43,900 --> 00:37:46,300 That's a good boy, yes. 832 00:37:46,310 --> 00:37:48,810 You just swing away Charlie, just swing away. 833 00:37:49,010 --> 00:37:50,320 That's a good boy, that's it. 834 00:37:50,520 --> 00:37:52,110 That's it. 835 00:37:52,310 --> 00:37:53,710 Ah! Charlie stop that! 836 00:37:53,910 --> 00:37:55,310 Where are you? Come here. 837 00:37:55,510 --> 00:37:57,310 Bad boy, you are. 838 00:37:57,320 --> 00:37:59,830 Charlie. Come on now. 839 00:38:00,030 --> 00:38:00,820 Come on. 840 00:38:05,320 --> 00:38:06,820 Charlie, come on, now. 841 00:38:06,830 --> 00:38:08,830 In your cage, in your cage, come on. 842 00:38:09,030 --> 00:38:10,340 Come on! 843 00:38:16,840 --> 00:38:18,495 Charlie? 844 00:38:18,695 --> 00:38:20,417 Charlie? 845 00:38:20,617 --> 00:38:22,340 Charlie, here. 846 00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:26,340 Come on, Charlie. Come now, on my shoulder. 847 00:38:26,350 --> 00:38:27,755 Good boy. Come on, Charlie, here. 848 00:38:27,955 --> 00:38:29,150 Nice banana, come on. Charlie! 849 00:38:29,350 --> 00:38:31,350 Charlie! Here, here, good boy, now. 850 00:38:31,550 --> 00:38:33,350 Charlie! 851 00:38:35,350 --> 00:38:36,850 Charlie! 852 00:38:36,860 --> 00:38:39,370 Back in your cage, you bad boy. 853 00:38:39,570 --> 00:38:41,160 Oh, Professor Moggs. 854 00:38:41,360 --> 00:38:43,360 Well, you certainly fooled me. 855 00:38:43,560 --> 00:38:44,160 Looking for somebody? 856 00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:46,360 Oh, no, no. Just, uh, searching. 857 00:38:46,370 --> 00:38:48,525 - For what? - Well, I don't care. 858 00:38:48,725 --> 00:38:50,880 Oh, what? Oh, why, uh, mushrooms. 859 00:38:51,080 --> 00:38:51,870 With a banana? 860 00:38:52,370 --> 00:38:54,370 Oh, well that's, uh, the bait, you see? 861 00:38:54,570 --> 00:38:56,370 Oh! Fishing? 862 00:38:56,380 --> 00:38:57,680 - Who? - You. 863 00:38:57,880 --> 00:38:59,280 - What for? - Mushrooms. 864 00:38:59,480 --> 00:39:00,680 Oh, no. I never eat them. 865 00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:03,380 I think you take an awful chance with mushrooms in this climate. 866 00:39:03,580 --> 00:39:04,680 Of course, the canned mushroom, 867 00:39:04,880 --> 00:39:06,880 now there, there you have something else, you see. 868 00:39:06,890 --> 00:39:07,690 Yeah. - Don't do that! 869 00:39:07,890 --> 00:39:10,400 Oh, I'm so sorry. It must catch or something, yes. 870 00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:11,890 I had a wonderful mushroom souffle. 871 00:39:12,090 --> 00:39:14,190 - Stop it! - What? Charlie! 872 00:39:14,390 --> 00:39:15,890 Oh, Charlie, here, on my shoulder. 873 00:39:15,900 --> 00:39:18,400 On my shoulder, quick there. That's a boy. 874 00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:20,700 Good boy, come on. Oh, dear, 875 00:39:20,900 --> 00:39:22,800 I've missed him again and I've got to get him back. 876 00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:24,900 You will excuse me, won't you? Yes, goodbye, Professor. 877 00:39:25,100 --> 00:39:25,900 You'll excuse me, won't you? 878 00:39:25,910 --> 00:39:27,210 I'll see you later in the day... 879 00:39:27,410 --> 00:39:28,710 - Yes, yes. - ...in the faculty meeting? 880 00:39:28,910 --> 00:39:30,420 - The faculty meeting. - Remember no mushrooms. 881 00:39:30,620 --> 00:39:31,910 - No, no, no mushrooms. - No, no, no. 882 00:39:32,110 --> 00:39:34,410 Charlie! Come on, Charlie, now. 883 00:39:34,610 --> 00:39:35,910 Come on. Come down. 884 00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:38,420 In your cage, in your cage now. 885 00:39:38,620 --> 00:39:39,720 Nice banana, see? 886 00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:41,420 What do you make of it? 887 00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:43,220 I've been expecting it. 888 00:39:43,420 --> 00:39:46,420 He always was odd with his theories and experiments. 889 00:39:46,430 --> 00:39:47,835 It's happened. 890 00:39:48,035 --> 00:39:49,230 Oh, is that so? 891 00:39:49,430 --> 00:39:52,930 I'll teach you, you little monkey, you. 892 00:39:53,130 --> 00:39:54,930 Come down. Come on. 893 00:39:55,130 --> 00:39:56,430 Come down. 894 00:40:01,440 --> 00:40:02,240 That's a boy. 895 00:40:02,440 --> 00:40:05,240 In your cage, Charlie, in your cage. 896 00:40:05,440 --> 00:40:08,440 Oh, that's a good boy. That's a nice boy. 897 00:40:08,450 --> 00:40:10,460 Now, are you in there, huh? 898 00:40:10,950 --> 00:40:14,950 Yes, well there you stay for the rest of the day, yes. 899 00:40:15,150 --> 00:40:17,450 Mushrooms. 900 00:40:17,460 --> 00:40:19,470 Now I'm going to report to the faculty. 901 00:40:34,970 --> 00:40:37,470 First time I ever saw a suitcase bring home a man. 902 00:40:44,480 --> 00:40:46,480 Peter: Hello. Well, I'm back. 903 00:40:46,490 --> 00:40:48,290 - I'm glad! - I'll take your bag, sir. 904 00:40:48,490 --> 00:40:50,500 Peter: Thanks, Willie. We stopped at my place 905 00:40:50,700 --> 00:40:52,245 and picked up some clothes and things. 906 00:40:52,445 --> 00:40:53,990 Willie, do you know what happened today? 907 00:40:54,190 --> 00:40:55,490 Charlie came back. - He did? 908 00:40:55,690 --> 00:40:56,990 Sure enough. Tail and all? 909 00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:57,800 - Mm- hmm! - Who's Charlie? 910 00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:00,510 Oh, that's a monkey my dad has been experimenting with. 911 00:41:00,710 --> 00:41:01,800 He made it disappear, and now it's back. 912 00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:04,150 - That's encouraging. - But only for a few moments, 913 00:41:04,350 --> 00:41:06,500 and then it disappeared again. - Uh- oh, that did it. 914 00:41:06,510 --> 00:41:08,165 Peter: I'm nothing but a walking test tube. 915 00:41:08,365 --> 00:41:09,810 Well, now, please don't be discouraged because 916 00:41:10,010 --> 00:41:12,410 Dad says it looks very hopeful now that Charlie's back. 917 00:41:12,610 --> 00:41:15,010 Say, that means I'm apt to pop into sight any minute. 918 00:41:15,210 --> 00:41:16,010 I better get dressed. 919 00:41:16,020 --> 00:41:17,520 Well, yes, I- I think you'd better. 920 00:41:18,020 --> 00:41:20,030 I- I'm really terribly sorry about all this. 921 00:41:20,230 --> 00:41:21,020 It could never have happened to... 922 00:41:21,220 --> 00:41:22,320 That's all right. 923 00:41:22,520 --> 00:41:25,020 It seems to have happened for the best. 924 00:41:25,220 --> 00:41:26,520 Well, I'll see you later, huh? 925 00:41:26,530 --> 00:41:30,040 I hope so. 926 00:41:30,240 --> 00:41:31,830 Joan! 927 00:41:32,030 --> 00:41:32,830 Jo- - Why don't you answer me? 928 00:41:33,030 --> 00:41:34,530 Well, you're looking right at me, Dad. 929 00:41:35,030 --> 00:41:37,030 Don't talk back, please. Never talk back to me at all. 930 00:41:37,040 --> 00:41:38,840 Who's that? Who's that, William? - Yes. 931 00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:40,940 I see, yes. Did you bring Mr. De Haven back? 932 00:41:41,140 --> 00:41:43,040 Yes. I brung him back just like I took him. 933 00:41:43,240 --> 00:41:43,840 That's all I wanted to know. 934 00:41:44,040 --> 00:41:46,040 You get ready now to take me to the faculty meeting. 935 00:41:46,050 --> 00:41:47,850 Did you wash my car? No. 936 00:41:48,050 --> 00:41:49,850 Joan, this is very important. 937 00:41:50,050 --> 00:41:51,550 I want you to tell Mr. - - uh, Mr... 938 00:41:51,750 --> 00:41:52,850 What is his name? - De Haven. 939 00:41:53,050 --> 00:41:54,850 Don't tell me, I know what it is, De Haven. 940 00:41:55,050 --> 00:41:57,050 You tell Mr. De Haven I'm going to administer the antidote 941 00:41:57,560 --> 00:41:59,460 just as soon as I return from this meeting... 942 00:41:59,660 --> 00:42:01,560 and that I think it's essential he remain 943 00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:02,860 in the house for the entire day. 944 00:42:03,060 --> 00:42:04,710 Suppose he doesn't come back, what then? 945 00:42:04,910 --> 00:42:06,560 My dear girl, I am firmly convinced that 946 00:42:06,570 --> 00:42:09,070 unless I administer the antidote before the night is over, 947 00:42:09,270 --> 00:42:11,080 he will remain invisible forever. 948 00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:12,570 Why, that would be terrible! 949 00:42:12,770 --> 00:42:14,870 A catastrophe! 950 00:42:15,070 --> 00:42:17,070 Look here. Look here, young lady. 951 00:42:17,080 --> 00:42:18,580 Seems to me you're more interested 952 00:42:18,780 --> 00:42:19,880 in this experiment than I am. 953 00:42:20,080 --> 00:42:21,880 Well, yes I am interested in him, Dad. 954 00:42:22,080 --> 00:42:25,080 I think he's marvel- - a marvelous experiment. 955 00:42:25,280 --> 00:42:27,580 Oh, in all of science. 956 00:42:27,590 --> 00:42:30,100 In other words, the sooner I return him to the flesh, 957 00:42:30,300 --> 00:42:31,090 the happier you will be. 958 00:42:31,590 --> 00:42:32,390 - Right. - Marvelous. 959 00:42:32,590 --> 00:42:34,590 And you shouldn't talk so loud. He's liable to hear us. 960 00:42:34,790 --> 00:42:36,590 - He can't hear anything. - Peter: I did hear you, 961 00:42:36,600 --> 00:42:38,005 professor, and I wish you wouldn't interrupt. 962 00:42:38,205 --> 00:42:39,610 - Well, I beg your pardon - - - Quite all right. 963 00:42:40,100 --> 00:42:41,900 Now, uh, what are you saying, 964 00:42:42,100 --> 00:42:44,500 Miss Shotesbury, about the experiment? 965 00:42:44,700 --> 00:42:47,100 Oh, well, uh, oh, well, scientifically... 966 00:42:47,110 --> 00:42:48,610 oh, well, on page 50... Wait a minute. 967 00:42:49,110 --> 00:42:51,620 I got it. It says here that, um... 968 00:42:53,610 --> 00:42:55,610 What are you laughing at? 969 00:43:05,620 --> 00:43:08,120 Gentlemen, I suggest that we vote on the matter as - - 970 00:43:08,130 --> 00:43:11,140 - Gentlemen, gentlemen! - Moggs, is anything wrong? 971 00:43:11,340 --> 00:43:13,135 I just had the most terrifying experience. 972 00:43:13,335 --> 00:43:15,130 - What? - Professor Shotesbury has gone 973 00:43:15,330 --> 00:43:16,630 quite insane! 974 00:43:16,640 --> 00:43:18,640 Moggs, you don't know what you're saying! 975 00:43:19,140 --> 00:43:21,650 Why, we are here today to consider Mr. Maurice Ponsonby's 976 00:43:21,850 --> 00:43:24,640 $200,000 request to Shotesbury's department. 977 00:43:25,140 --> 00:43:26,640 Which should, by every right, 978 00:43:26,650 --> 00:43:28,650 be coming to my department, Applied Psychology. 979 00:43:28,850 --> 00:43:29,450 What's the matter with my department? 980 00:43:29,650 --> 00:43:31,550 Anatomy certainly needs all the money it can get. 981 00:43:31,750 --> 00:43:33,650 But the money should be coming to my department. 982 00:43:33,850 --> 00:43:34,950 Gentlemen, if you will only 983 00:43:35,150 --> 00:43:36,650 listen to what I have to tell you! 984 00:43:36,660 --> 00:43:38,815 Just a moment, Professor Moggs. 985 00:43:39,015 --> 00:43:40,987 I rather question your statement. 986 00:43:41,187 --> 00:43:43,160 While I realize that Dr. Shotesbury 987 00:43:43,360 --> 00:43:44,660 has been working very hard - - 988 00:43:44,860 --> 00:43:46,160 That's exactly it! 989 00:43:46,170 --> 00:43:48,170 I witnessed a most peculiar demonstration 990 00:43:48,370 --> 00:43:48,970 this very afternoon - - 991 00:43:49,170 --> 00:43:51,180 Shotesbury running around in his garden 992 00:43:51,380 --> 00:43:52,470 with an empty cage in one hand, 993 00:43:52,670 --> 00:43:54,470 and a half- peeled banana in the other, 994 00:43:54,670 --> 00:43:58,825 calling "Charlie, Charlie, Charlie!" 995 00:43:59,025 --> 00:44:03,180 - Charlie? - Who or what is Charlie? 996 00:44:03,380 --> 00:44:04,480 I haven't the slightest idea! 997 00:44:04,680 --> 00:44:06,680 From his actions, I assumed it was some 998 00:44:06,690 --> 00:44:09,190 wholly imaginary person, a creation of his brain. 999 00:44:09,390 --> 00:44:10,700 A disordered brain. 1000 00:44:10,900 --> 00:44:11,990 Exactly! 1001 00:44:12,190 --> 00:44:14,340 In the rude parlance of the cave stone, 1002 00:44:14,540 --> 00:44:16,690 Professor Shotesbury has blown his topper! 1003 00:44:16,700 --> 00:44:18,200 Topper? 1004 00:44:30,210 --> 00:44:31,510 Good morning, everybody. Good morning. 1005 00:44:31,710 --> 00:44:33,710 Good morning. I mean, good evening, everybody. 1006 00:44:33,910 --> 00:44:34,510 What is it? 1007 00:44:34,710 --> 00:44:36,710 Good afternoon, everybody, of course. 1008 00:44:36,720 --> 00:44:39,220 We were beginning to wonder what had happened to you. 1009 00:44:39,420 --> 00:44:41,230 Oh, really? Well, gentlemen, I am on the verge 1010 00:44:41,430 --> 00:44:42,475 of the most epoch- making discovery 1011 00:44:42,675 --> 00:44:43,520 in the history of modern science. 1012 00:44:43,720 --> 00:44:46,720 - Yes, Dr. Shotesbury? - I have made a man invisible. 1013 00:44:46,730 --> 00:44:48,730 Shotesbury, old man, I'm afraid you've been 1014 00:44:48,930 --> 00:44:50,530 rather overdoing things of late. 1015 00:44:50,730 --> 00:44:53,130 - You don't believe me? - Now, now, don't get excited. 1016 00:44:53,330 --> 00:44:55,680 Why don't you take a nice, long holiday somewhere? 1017 00:44:55,880 --> 00:44:58,230 I'm sure the board can arrange a leave of absence. 1018 00:44:58,240 --> 00:44:59,540 Why, this is positively insulting, 1019 00:44:59,740 --> 00:45:02,240 a leave of absence right in the middle of all my experiments. 1020 00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:04,040 What were you doing in the garden 1021 00:45:04,240 --> 00:45:07,740 chasing something around with an empty cage and a banana? 1022 00:45:07,750 --> 00:45:11,760 I was trying to catch a monkey, a monkey that was invisible. 1023 00:45:12,250 --> 00:45:13,550 I had made him invisible. 1024 00:45:13,750 --> 00:45:16,250 I can make you invisible, and you and you. 1025 00:45:16,260 --> 00:45:17,560 - How? - Aaah! 1026 00:45:17,760 --> 00:45:20,270 I have pills, pills that produce death 1027 00:45:20,470 --> 00:45:22,060 instantaneously, and then... 1028 00:45:22,260 --> 00:45:24,260 - Now, really, Shotesbury. - You don't believe me? 1029 00:45:24,460 --> 00:45:26,010 - No. - No! 1030 00:45:26,210 --> 00:45:27,760 I'll prove it! 1031 00:45:30,270 --> 00:45:32,570 Give me a line. Give me a line. 1032 00:45:32,770 --> 00:45:35,270 Give me a line, quickly. Yes, five- three. 1033 00:45:35,470 --> 00:45:37,270 William? 1034 00:45:37,280 --> 00:45:38,580 I want you to cover Charlie's cage 1035 00:45:38,780 --> 00:45:40,930 and bring him down to the college right away. 1036 00:45:41,130 --> 00:45:43,280 Uh, Mr. Professor, don't you think poor Charlie 1037 00:45:43,480 --> 00:45:45,280 is having a tough enough time as it is? 1038 00:45:45,480 --> 00:45:46,780 You do as I tell you. 1039 00:45:46,790 --> 00:45:50,800 Yes, to the college boardroom on the first floor, and hurry! 1040 00:45:53,290 --> 00:45:55,440 Now, gentlemen, you are going to be witnesses 1041 00:45:55,640 --> 00:45:57,790 to something that will positively amaze you. 1042 00:45:57,800 --> 00:46:02,810 Well, gentlemen, let us resume our seats. 1043 00:46:03,010 --> 00:46:04,800 Ah, here's McAuley with his tests. 1044 00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:06,300 - Yes. - Now, Moggs, 1045 00:46:06,310 --> 00:46:07,460 you'll see for yourself. 1046 00:46:07,660 --> 00:46:08,610 Yes, and you will see, too. 1047 00:46:08,810 --> 00:46:10,320 What is this here? What is this, a new game? 1048 00:46:10,810 --> 00:46:12,110 This is certainly not a game. 1049 00:46:12,310 --> 00:46:13,810 I wonder if you would put the square blocks 1050 00:46:14,010 --> 00:46:15,110 in the square holes, 1051 00:46:15,310 --> 00:46:17,310 and the round blocks in the round holes on this board. 1052 00:46:17,320 --> 00:46:19,830 It's the most outrageous waste of time for a board meeting. 1053 00:46:20,030 --> 00:46:22,320 What is this, the square one in the square one? 1054 00:46:22,520 --> 00:46:23,620 So. - Yes. 1055 00:46:23,820 --> 00:46:25,720 And the round one in the round one? So. 1056 00:46:25,920 --> 00:46:27,820 I could do this underhanded, like that. So. 1057 00:46:27,830 --> 00:46:29,630 So, and there, for good measure. 1058 00:46:29,830 --> 00:46:31,830 - Perfectly simple. - Yeah. Simple is the word. 1059 00:46:32,030 --> 00:46:33,830 All right, Shotesbury. Now listen to this. 1060 00:46:34,030 --> 00:46:35,630 Two teams are playing baseball. 1061 00:46:35,830 --> 00:46:38,330 The visiting team makes one run in each inning, 1062 00:46:38,340 --> 00:46:41,350 and the home team makes two runs in each inning. 1063 00:46:41,550 --> 00:46:42,840 What is the score when the game ends? 1064 00:46:43,040 --> 00:46:44,340 Nine to 16. 1065 00:46:44,540 --> 00:46:45,640 Aha! 1066 00:46:45,840 --> 00:46:47,840 They play nine innings, don't they? 1067 00:46:47,850 --> 00:46:49,150 Not at all. The home team never plays 1068 00:46:49,350 --> 00:46:51,360 the last half of the 9th inning when it's ahead. 1069 00:46:51,560 --> 00:46:53,855 Any fool knows that. 1070 00:46:54,055 --> 00:46:56,350 I beg your pardon? 1071 00:46:56,360 --> 00:46:57,660 Tell me, Professor Barkley, 1072 00:46:57,860 --> 00:46:59,760 have you ever been troubled with strange dreams? 1073 00:46:59,960 --> 00:47:01,860 Have you ever fancied yourself, for example, 1074 00:47:02,060 --> 00:47:05,360 as a wood nymph flitting? 1075 00:47:08,370 --> 00:47:11,380 - Flitting? - Yes. 1076 00:47:11,580 --> 00:47:13,370 Why, yes! 1077 00:47:15,370 --> 00:47:18,370 How did you know? - I had my suspicions. 1078 00:47:18,380 --> 00:47:20,180 Dean Claxton, I think it would be a very good idea 1079 00:47:20,380 --> 00:47:23,380 if you gave the blocks to Professor Barkley to play with. 1080 00:47:23,580 --> 00:47:24,880 I did not come here to be insulted! 1081 00:47:25,080 --> 00:47:27,380 Oh, Barkley, sit down! 1082 00:47:27,390 --> 00:47:29,900 - Yes. - Impudence! 1083 00:47:30,100 --> 00:47:31,690 Oh, an egg. 1084 00:47:31,890 --> 00:47:34,390 Yes, an egg, an oval. 1085 00:47:34,890 --> 00:47:35,690 Can you draw an oval? 1086 00:47:35,890 --> 00:47:37,890 Tell me, Professor, could you take an egg, 1087 00:47:37,900 --> 00:47:39,200 and holding it above a table so, 1088 00:47:39,400 --> 00:47:41,910 let it drop about, uh, 3 feet without breaking it? 1089 00:47:42,110 --> 00:47:42,700 Well, that's ridiculous! 1090 00:47:42,900 --> 00:47:44,300 It would break if it dropped a foot. 1091 00:47:44,500 --> 00:47:45,700 That's where you're entirely wrong. 1092 00:47:45,900 --> 00:47:47,900 Gentlemen, I can take this egg and hold it 4 feet - - 1093 00:47:47,910 --> 00:47:48,710 4 feet - - - Pardon me. 1094 00:47:48,910 --> 00:47:50,920 Pardon me. That - - that would be 4 feet. 1095 00:47:51,120 --> 00:47:51,710 - To there? - Yes. 1096 00:47:51,910 --> 00:47:53,910 - You think? - Mm- hmm. 1097 00:47:55,410 --> 00:47:56,910 Hold it 4 feet above the table. 1098 00:47:56,920 --> 00:47:58,070 You follow me, do you Barkley? 1099 00:47:58,270 --> 00:47:59,420 Ah, ah, ah! You're cheating. 1100 00:47:59,620 --> 00:48:00,720 You're cheating, 4 feet. 1101 00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:02,220 I could hold it 4 feet above the table, 1102 00:48:02,420 --> 00:48:04,920 and I assure you, gentlemen, that if I let it fall, 1103 00:48:05,120 --> 00:48:07,420 it would drop for 3 feet without breaking. 1104 00:48:07,430 --> 00:48:08,930 Of course, what happens after the 3rd foot, 1105 00:48:09,130 --> 00:48:11,730 that's not my business. 1106 00:48:11,930 --> 00:48:14,430 Dean, I propose this meeting adjourned. 1107 00:48:14,630 --> 00:48:15,230 But we can't adjourn! 1108 00:48:15,430 --> 00:48:17,430 Mr. Ponsonby is on his way over here! 1109 00:48:17,940 --> 00:48:18,740 Why, certainly, and besides, 1110 00:48:18,940 --> 00:48:20,240 we have to for my invisible monkey. 1111 00:48:20,440 --> 00:48:21,940 I wonder, Professor Claxton, if you would mind 1112 00:48:22,140 --> 00:48:23,940 my attempting a little experiment? 1113 00:48:24,140 --> 00:48:25,440 - Well, I - - - Thank you. 1114 00:48:25,640 --> 00:48:26,440 Thank you very much. 1115 00:48:26,450 --> 00:48:28,450 Could you, by any chance, put your right hand 1116 00:48:28,650 --> 00:48:29,750 completely in your left- hand pocket, 1117 00:48:29,950 --> 00:48:32,450 and your left hand completely in your right- hand pocket 1118 00:48:32,650 --> 00:48:33,250 at the same time? 1119 00:48:33,450 --> 00:48:35,950 - Can you? - I can, and have. 1120 00:48:36,150 --> 00:48:37,950 Well, I can try. 1121 00:48:37,960 --> 00:48:40,260 The right hand in the left pocket, 1122 00:48:40,460 --> 00:48:44,960 and the left hand in the right pocket at the same time? 1123 00:48:46,470 --> 00:48:48,970 No, no, no, no, no. That's not in there. 1124 00:48:49,470 --> 00:48:51,120 It - - it can't be done! 1125 00:48:51,320 --> 00:48:52,770 Yes, it can, and has. 1126 00:48:52,970 --> 00:48:55,470 - How? - By taking off your trousers. 1127 00:48:55,670 --> 00:48:57,970 What? 1128 00:49:04,980 --> 00:49:06,480 Gentlemen, my monkey! 1129 00:49:06,490 --> 00:49:08,645 Come right in, William. Right in, please. 1130 00:49:08,845 --> 00:49:10,567 Here, on the table, with speed, with care. 1131 00:49:10,767 --> 00:49:12,490 That's it. Thank you very much, William. 1132 00:49:12,690 --> 00:49:13,790 Now, I will bring him back myself. 1133 00:49:13,990 --> 00:49:16,140 Professor, you would be doing me a big favor. 1134 00:49:16,340 --> 00:49:18,490 That's quite all right. Now, gentlemen, listen. 1135 00:49:18,500 --> 00:49:21,010 You hear the chattering of my invisible monkey? 1136 00:49:21,500 --> 00:49:23,900 You will be able to see the bar swing to and fro. 1137 00:49:24,100 --> 00:49:26,500 You will be able to hear, but of the monkey itself, 1138 00:49:26,510 --> 00:49:29,510 there will be not the slightest vestige there. 1139 00:49:30,010 --> 00:49:31,910 Ahh! This is amazing! - It certainly is. 1140 00:49:32,110 --> 00:49:34,210 I've done it! My experiment is a success! 1141 00:49:34,410 --> 00:49:36,510 I brought him back, back to visibility! 1142 00:49:36,520 --> 00:49:38,020 Yes! - He is positively insane. 1143 00:49:38,220 --> 00:49:39,320 Telephone the sanitarium. 1144 00:49:39,520 --> 00:49:41,530 We are bringing a patient along at once! 1145 00:49:41,730 --> 00:49:42,820 Right. We better humor him. 1146 00:49:43,020 --> 00:49:44,820 Yes, yes, yes! Let's - - let's humor him. 1147 00:49:45,020 --> 00:49:47,020 William! William! Gentlemen, you'll have to excuse me. 1148 00:49:47,530 --> 00:49:48,830 Please, I've got to rush back to my - - 1149 00:49:49,030 --> 00:49:51,540 No, no, no. Shotesbury, old boy, you are not returning alone. 1150 00:49:51,740 --> 00:49:52,830 Why not? 1151 00:49:53,030 --> 00:49:55,030 As head of the college, I cannot take that risk. 1152 00:49:55,230 --> 00:49:56,030 Risk of what? 1153 00:49:56,540 --> 00:49:58,340 A man with your peculiar mental attainments? 1154 00:49:58,540 --> 00:50:01,550 Oh, now, now, Dean Claxton, you really feel I have them? 1155 00:50:01,750 --> 00:50:02,340 You're a genius! 1156 00:50:02,540 --> 00:50:04,340 From you, Professor Barkley, that's very kind. 1157 00:50:04,540 --> 00:50:07,540 There had been times when I thought I had no brains whatsoever. 1158 00:50:07,550 --> 00:50:09,850 Mr. Ponsonby has arrived. 1159 00:50:10,050 --> 00:50:11,350 Oh, well, I can't wait for him. 1160 00:50:11,550 --> 00:50:12,850 He talks forever, the man, and we'll lose 1161 00:50:13,050 --> 00:50:15,550 a million dollars in an hour, but I have to get going. 1162 00:50:15,750 --> 00:50:17,050 Do you remember the last time he was here? 1163 00:50:17,060 --> 00:50:19,560 Two hours, he talked. - Come along, Shotesbury. 1164 00:50:19,760 --> 00:50:21,070 This way, please. - No, no. 1165 00:50:21,270 --> 00:50:23,065 This way, professor. 1166 00:50:23,265 --> 00:50:25,060 Come along, Shotesbury. 1167 00:50:25,260 --> 00:50:26,560 Ooh, ooh, ooh. 1168 00:50:26,570 --> 00:50:30,580 Tell him to wait, we'll be back, and make him comfortable. 1169 00:50:30,780 --> 00:50:33,070 We're taking Professor Shotesbury to a rest home. 1170 00:50:33,270 --> 00:50:35,070 He's very tired. 1171 00:50:40,080 --> 00:50:41,880 Gentlemen, good - - 1172 00:50:42,080 --> 00:50:44,580 Well, where is everybody? 1173 00:50:47,590 --> 00:50:49,890 Oh! 1174 00:50:50,090 --> 00:50:52,090 What a pleasant little fellow. 1175 00:50:55,590 --> 00:50:57,090 Oh! 1176 00:50:59,100 --> 00:51:00,400 What happened, Miss Shotesbury, 1177 00:51:00,600 --> 00:51:02,600 when Peter De Haven returned, as you say, 1178 00:51:02,800 --> 00:51:05,600 to your home the next afternoon? 1179 00:51:05,800 --> 00:51:09,600 Well, we, uh... we talked. 1180 00:51:09,610 --> 00:51:10,910 Oh, I see. 1181 00:51:11,110 --> 00:51:13,010 Well, aside from the invisibility, 1182 00:51:13,210 --> 00:51:15,110 would you say he was quite all right? 1183 00:51:15,310 --> 00:51:18,110 Oh, yes. Yes. He was fine. 1184 00:51:18,620 --> 00:51:21,630 Proceed. Do you remember what your were talking about? 1185 00:51:21,830 --> 00:51:22,920 Yes, I do. 1186 00:51:23,120 --> 00:51:24,420 We were, or rather, 1187 00:51:24,620 --> 00:51:28,620 I was interested in this Miss Lunceford, 1188 00:51:28,630 --> 00:51:30,430 the girl he's going to marry, and... 1189 00:51:30,630 --> 00:51:32,630 I have a hunch all this is going to turn out great! 1190 00:51:32,830 --> 00:51:34,430 I'm glad! You didn't finish, Peter. 1191 00:51:34,630 --> 00:51:37,130 What were you saying about Christine Lunceford? 1192 00:51:37,140 --> 00:51:39,540 Oh, well, it appears, Joan, that to them 1193 00:51:39,740 --> 00:51:42,140 I was just some sort of gilt- edged bond. 1194 00:51:42,340 --> 00:51:44,140 You know, good negotiable security. 1195 00:51:44,340 --> 00:51:45,940 Then you aren't going to marry her? 1196 00:51:46,140 --> 00:51:48,640 Not if she were the only girl in the world. 1197 00:51:48,650 --> 00:51:51,660 I may not have my head, but I've still got my pride. 1198 00:51:51,860 --> 00:51:53,655 Well, I'm glad to hear that. 1199 00:51:53,855 --> 00:51:55,650 Let's have some music, huh? 1200 00:51:55,850 --> 00:51:57,150 Mm- hmm. 1201 00:52:01,660 --> 00:52:03,160 Why, Peter, you're visible! 1202 00:52:03,360 --> 00:52:04,460 What? 1203 00:52:04,660 --> 00:52:05,660 Why, you're even handsome! 1204 00:52:05,860 --> 00:52:07,160 Huh? 1205 00:52:07,170 --> 00:52:09,670 Well, you're even beautiful. 1206 00:52:16,170 --> 00:52:17,670 Peter, where did you go? 1207 00:52:18,180 --> 00:52:18,980 Miss Shotesbury, are you sure 1208 00:52:19,180 --> 00:52:21,190 this happened to you in the living room? 1209 00:52:21,390 --> 00:52:24,180 - Yes, sir. - Now just a moment. 1210 00:52:24,380 --> 00:52:25,980 You say he kissed you? 1211 00:52:26,180 --> 00:52:30,690 Just what was it like to be kissed by this invisible man? 1212 00:52:30,890 --> 00:52:31,990 Oh... 1213 00:52:32,190 --> 00:52:35,490 Oh, it was wonderful, Your Honor. 1214 00:52:35,690 --> 00:52:39,190 If you close your eyes, the effect is just the same. 1215 00:52:41,700 --> 00:52:44,350 Order! Order! 1216 00:52:44,550 --> 00:52:47,200 I see. Continue. 1217 00:52:47,210 --> 00:52:49,010 Well, we turned on the radio, and suddenly... 1218 00:52:49,210 --> 00:52:51,220 Man: {\i1}We interrupt this program of recorded music 1219 00:52:51,420 --> 00:52:52,510 {\i1}to bring you the afternoon news. 1220 00:52:52,710 --> 00:52:54,610 {\i1}These are the new developments in the case 1221 00:52:54,810 --> 00:52:56,710 {\i1}of the missing millionaire, Peter De Haven. 1222 00:52:56,720 --> 00:52:58,120 {\i1}Robert Struck was arrested this morning 1223 00:52:58,320 --> 00:52:59,520 {\i1}in the apartment of Christine Lunceford. 1224 00:52:59,720 --> 00:53:02,730 {\i1}Unable to furnish bail, which was set at $5,000, 1225 00:53:02,930 --> 00:53:04,020 {\i1}Struck is being held. 1226 00:53:04,220 --> 00:53:06,120 {\i1}The stock market rallied slightly this afternoon, 1227 00:53:06,320 --> 00:53:08,220 {\i1}although there is no - - 1228 00:53:08,230 --> 00:53:10,240 They mustn't do that! They've got to release him! 1229 00:53:10,440 --> 00:53:11,530 - Why? - Don't you see? 1230 00:53:11,730 --> 00:53:13,380 This scandal will prove the last straw. 1231 00:53:13,580 --> 00:53:15,230 Once he's released, he and Christine 1232 00:53:15,430 --> 00:53:16,980 will be in each other's arms. 1233 00:53:17,180 --> 00:53:18,730 Mama Lunceford will insist on it! 1234 00:53:18,740 --> 00:53:20,140 Is that so important? 1235 00:53:20,340 --> 00:53:21,540 Why, of course it is. 1236 00:53:21,740 --> 00:53:24,040 Well, I mean, now, you know that. 1237 00:53:24,240 --> 00:53:26,740 Well, I just wanted to hear you say it. 1238 00:53:26,750 --> 00:53:28,550 I've got it! 1239 00:53:28,750 --> 00:53:30,260 I've got to get home right away. 1240 00:53:30,460 --> 00:53:31,550 But you can't do that! 1241 00:53:31,750 --> 00:53:33,750 I've got money enough in my wall safe to cover that bond. 1242 00:53:34,250 --> 00:53:35,050 Willie can put it up for bail. 1243 00:53:35,250 --> 00:53:36,750 You know, anonymous friend, or something? 1244 00:53:36,760 --> 00:53:39,760 Struck gets out, marries Christine! 1245 00:53:39,960 --> 00:53:41,060 Willie! 1246 00:53:41,260 --> 00:53:43,260 But if you don't get back in time, you may stay invisible! 1247 00:53:43,760 --> 00:53:44,560 Don't worry, honey. 1248 00:53:44,760 --> 00:53:46,260 I'll be back before your father gets here. 1249 00:53:46,460 --> 00:53:48,260 Willie! - Yes? 1250 00:53:48,270 --> 00:53:50,280 Get the car out. We're going back to my place. 1251 00:53:50,480 --> 00:53:52,070 Okay, I'll get the car, 1252 00:53:52,270 --> 00:53:54,270 but don't you think you ought to take your clothes off? 1253 00:53:54,770 --> 00:53:57,270 You'll look mighty funny riding around in a car headless. 1254 00:53:57,280 --> 00:54:00,290 And don't forget the keys to your apartment. 1255 00:54:00,490 --> 00:54:01,780 I'll be right back, honey. 1256 00:54:02,780 --> 00:54:04,780 Hurry. 1257 00:54:08,790 --> 00:54:10,800 Peter: Come along with me, Willie. 1258 00:54:13,790 --> 00:54:15,090 I will, but I shouldn't. 1259 00:54:15,290 --> 00:54:17,290 Somebody might shoot me for a burglar, 1260 00:54:17,300 --> 00:54:18,705 and they'd miss you. 1261 00:54:18,905 --> 00:54:20,310 Don't worry. Come on. 1262 00:54:23,800 --> 00:54:28,300 - Where's the key? - I put it in your pocket. 1263 00:54:28,310 --> 00:54:30,320 Well, cut off my leg, and call me shorty! 1264 00:54:30,520 --> 00:54:31,565 Here we are. Come on, Willie. 1265 00:54:31,765 --> 00:54:32,810 Unlock the door. Hurry it up. 1266 00:54:33,010 --> 00:54:34,610 Yes. 1267 00:54:34,810 --> 00:54:36,810 Come on. What are you waiting for? 1268 00:54:36,820 --> 00:54:38,820 Pardon me, sir. Would you mind moving over 1269 00:54:39,020 --> 00:54:39,820 so I can get the key in? 1270 00:54:55,330 --> 00:54:57,830 Step a little louder, boss. I can't hear you! 1271 00:55:02,340 --> 00:55:04,840 I don't see no safe. - You will. 1272 00:55:06,340 --> 00:55:08,340 - Small one, ain't it? - Yeah. 1273 00:55:08,350 --> 00:55:10,255 What do you keep in it, dimes? 1274 00:55:10,455 --> 00:55:12,150 No. Quiet, my valet will hear you. 1275 00:55:12,350 --> 00:55:14,650 You know, Mr. De Haven, the way you is now, 1276 00:55:14,850 --> 00:55:17,350 me and you could go into the uncracking safe business 1277 00:55:17,360 --> 00:55:18,860 and make a lot of money. 1278 00:55:19,060 --> 00:55:20,610 Shh! 1279 00:55:20,810 --> 00:55:22,160 Here. 1280 00:55:22,360 --> 00:55:24,360 Phew! This sure is a lot of potatoes. 1281 00:55:25,860 --> 00:55:27,360 What's that? - That's my valet. 1282 00:55:27,370 --> 00:55:29,370 Let's get out of here before he sees us. 1283 00:55:32,870 --> 00:55:35,670 Boss, you with me? 1284 00:55:35,870 --> 00:55:37,370 Wait a minute. Let me drive. 1285 00:55:37,380 --> 00:55:38,880 Yes. 1286 00:55:46,380 --> 00:55:48,380 Here comes the law. 1287 00:55:54,890 --> 00:55:58,890 Hey, cut out that fancy driving and get behind that wheel. 1288 00:55:58,900 --> 00:56:00,910 - Yessir. - Come on. 1289 00:56:07,910 --> 00:56:10,420 Get off my lap! 1290 00:56:10,620 --> 00:56:12,410 Yessir. 1291 00:56:14,910 --> 00:56:16,910 You going to be the death of me yet. 1292 00:56:22,420 --> 00:56:23,720 Well, here we is. - Yeah. 1293 00:56:23,920 --> 00:56:26,920 Now take the money in there, and bail out Mr. Robert Struck. 1294 00:56:26,930 --> 00:56:28,330 But who would I say the money is from? 1295 00:56:28,530 --> 00:56:29,930 They know I don't got this kind of hay. 1296 00:56:30,130 --> 00:56:32,940 Just say an anonymous friend. 1297 00:56:33,140 --> 00:56:33,730 - A who? - Skip it. 1298 00:56:33,930 --> 00:56:35,930 Go on. Get in that station. 1299 00:56:42,440 --> 00:56:44,340 Willie, you said you got $5,000 1300 00:56:44,540 --> 00:56:46,240 from a man you didn't even see. 1301 00:56:46,440 --> 00:56:47,940 You expect the jury to believe that? 1302 00:56:47,950 --> 00:56:50,960 I don't expect them to, but I sure would appreciate it. 1303 00:56:51,160 --> 00:56:51,950 Remember, you're under oath. 1304 00:56:52,450 --> 00:56:54,450 You're sworn to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth. 1305 00:56:54,650 --> 00:56:56,450 Now you don't want to break that oath, do you, Willie? 1306 00:56:56,650 --> 00:56:57,950 No, sir. As far as I'm concerned, 1307 00:56:57,960 --> 00:56:59,865 I'm willing to drop the whole business. 1308 00:57:00,065 --> 00:57:01,912 Good day, Judge. - Just a minute! Sit down. 1309 00:57:02,112 --> 00:57:04,186 You're a little nervous. - I can't help it. 1310 00:57:04,386 --> 00:57:06,260 I'm always that way when I'm afore a judge. 1311 00:57:06,460 --> 00:57:08,960 Continue. You took the bail money into the police station. 1312 00:57:08,970 --> 00:57:11,480 That's right, and the policeman told us to sit down there, 1313 00:57:11,680 --> 00:57:12,970 on account of he's kind of busy. 1314 00:57:13,170 --> 00:57:14,770 So we just set there. 1315 00:57:14,970 --> 00:57:16,470 "We?" What do you mean, "we"? 1316 00:57:16,670 --> 00:57:17,970 Me and my conscience. 1317 00:57:42,500 --> 00:57:45,000 Hey! What are you doing there? 1318 00:57:49,010 --> 00:57:50,310 Well, what do you want? 1319 00:57:50,510 --> 00:57:53,010 I got bail money for a gentleman named Mr. Robert Struck. 1320 00:57:53,210 --> 00:57:54,310 Say, that's a lot of dough. 1321 00:57:54,510 --> 00:57:56,010 Where did you get all that money? 1322 00:57:56,210 --> 00:57:57,510 From a umomynous friend. 1323 00:57:57,520 --> 00:57:58,820 Who's a umomynous friend? 1324 00:57:59,020 --> 00:58:01,530 I don't know. I'm just as ignorant as you is. 1325 00:58:04,020 --> 00:58:05,520 Can I get him? 1326 00:58:09,030 --> 00:58:10,680 I've had enough of this! Out of my way! 1327 00:58:10,880 --> 00:58:13,105 I'm the only sane member of the faculty, 1328 00:58:13,305 --> 00:58:15,530 with your blocks and you with your flittings 1329 00:58:15,730 --> 00:58:16,530 and you with your mushrooms. 1330 00:58:17,040 --> 00:58:19,540 It's vitally important that I get to my office immediately, 1331 00:58:19,740 --> 00:58:21,290 and I want to tell you that when I get there, 1332 00:58:21,490 --> 00:58:23,165 I'm going to report you all to the authorities. 1333 00:58:23,365 --> 00:58:25,040 Take Professor Shotesbury to his room, please. 1334 00:58:25,240 --> 00:58:27,040 How dare you do a thing like this to me! 1335 00:58:27,050 --> 00:58:28,050 Do you realize who I am? 1336 00:58:28,550 --> 00:58:31,060 I am Reginald X. Shotesbury! I am a professor of chemistry! 1337 00:58:31,260 --> 00:58:33,055 Ah, but you do like baseball, Professor. 1338 00:58:33,255 --> 00:58:34,850 I do not - - What's that got to do with it? 1339 00:58:35,050 --> 00:58:37,550 Of course I like baseball. - Give the professor a nice room 1340 00:58:37,560 --> 00:58:38,965 right next to the Brooklyn Ballpark. 1341 00:58:39,165 --> 00:58:40,570 I am not interested in the Brooklyn B- - 1342 00:58:41,060 --> 00:58:41,560 Here, here! Put me down! 1343 00:58:42,060 --> 00:58:43,460 This is sabotage, sabotage! 1344 00:58:43,660 --> 00:58:45,060 Put me down! Put me down! 1345 00:58:45,260 --> 00:58:46,560 This is sabotage! 1346 00:59:04,080 --> 00:59:05,980 Help! - Help. 1347 00:59:06,180 --> 00:59:08,080 - Help! - Help. 1348 00:59:09,590 --> 00:59:13,100 - Let me out! - Me, too! 1349 00:59:20,100 --> 00:59:22,900 My father did make a man invisible. I've seen him! 1350 00:59:23,100 --> 00:59:25,600 Joan, if that is true, where is this invisible man now? 1351 00:59:25,800 --> 00:59:27,600 - Yes, where is he? - Well, I don't know. 1352 00:59:27,610 --> 00:59:29,765 I can't tell you, but it is true. 1353 00:59:29,965 --> 00:59:31,910 Oh, I know it sounds fantastic, 1354 00:59:32,110 --> 00:59:34,510 but you've got to let him come home before it's too late. 1355 00:59:34,710 --> 00:59:37,110 Joan, we know you're only trying to protect your father. 1356 00:59:37,120 --> 00:59:38,620 It's the sort of thing you would do. 1357 00:59:38,820 --> 00:59:39,920 But believe me, my dear, 1358 00:59:40,120 --> 00:59:42,630 he's better off where he is for the present. 1359 00:59:43,120 --> 00:59:44,420 Right. He's right, Joan. 1360 00:59:44,620 --> 00:59:47,620 Now, if you like, I'll drive you to the sanitarium. 1361 00:59:47,630 --> 00:59:48,930 Well, no. 1362 00:59:49,130 --> 00:59:50,640 No, thank you. I'll drive myself. 1363 00:59:50,840 --> 00:59:51,930 Just as you said. 1364 00:59:52,130 --> 00:59:56,130 Well, in that case, we'll be going. 1365 00:59:56,330 --> 00:59:57,130 Good- bye, gentlemen. 1366 00:59:57,140 --> 00:59:58,640 Good- bye, Joan. 1367 01:01:28,730 --> 01:01:29,530 Peter, is that you? 1368 01:01:29,730 --> 01:01:31,740 Peter: Yeah. Where are you? 1369 01:01:31,940 --> 01:01:32,730 In here. 1370 01:01:32,930 --> 01:01:34,530 Oh. 1371 01:01:34,730 --> 01:01:38,230 Oh, excuse me. I didn't know. 1372 01:01:38,240 --> 01:01:39,740 Joan, what's happened? 1373 01:01:40,240 --> 01:01:42,140 Is your father experimenting on you, too? 1374 01:01:42,340 --> 01:01:44,240 No, no. Something terrible has happened. 1375 01:01:44,440 --> 01:01:45,540 - You mean besides this? - Yes. 1376 01:01:45,740 --> 01:01:48,240 You come with me, and I'll tell you on the way. 1377 01:01:51,250 --> 01:01:53,250 Ah! 1378 01:01:57,260 --> 01:02:00,770 Joan: Hurry, I have to take this serum to Dad at the rest home. 1379 01:02:14,270 --> 01:02:16,170 Peter: Now, will you please tell me where we're going? 1380 01:02:16,370 --> 01:02:18,270 To the Glenview Rest Home, where they're holding my father 1381 01:02:18,280 --> 01:02:20,435 under suspicion of being insane. 1382 01:02:20,635 --> 01:02:22,580 - What? - Peter, hold the wheel. 1383 01:02:22,780 --> 01:02:24,780 These things look pretty silly driving a car. 1384 01:02:24,980 --> 01:02:27,780 Yeah, I suppose they do. 1385 01:02:27,790 --> 01:02:30,800 Oh! Miss, don't you think you're driving too fast? 1386 01:02:31,290 --> 01:02:33,790 How did you get here? Sit down before you fall out! 1387 01:02:46,800 --> 01:02:49,300 Whoa! 1388 01:02:49,310 --> 01:02:50,820 Oh! 1389 01:02:52,310 --> 01:02:53,610 Miss Joan, be careful. 1390 01:02:53,810 --> 01:02:56,610 Oh! Look out! 1391 01:02:56,810 --> 01:02:57,810 Be careful, Joan, please! 1392 01:02:57,820 --> 01:02:58,820 Ooh! 1393 01:02:59,320 --> 01:03:00,620 Why couldn't I have been in the Army? 1394 01:03:00,820 --> 01:03:02,820 Joan: Well, we have to hurry! We can't be seen this way. 1395 01:03:03,020 --> 01:03:05,320 - Why not slow down to 90? - Look out! 1396 01:03:05,520 --> 01:03:07,820 Oh, ooh! 1397 01:03:07,830 --> 01:03:10,330 This is suicide if I ever saw it. 1398 01:03:10,530 --> 01:03:11,580 Don't hit anything. 1399 01:03:11,780 --> 01:03:12,630 Don't worry. I won't. 1400 01:03:12,830 --> 01:03:16,330 Peter: Your brakes, the car is equipped with brakes! 1401 01:03:16,530 --> 01:03:18,330 Whoo! 1402 01:03:18,340 --> 01:03:19,840 Uh, those people are in a safety zone! 1403 01:03:20,040 --> 01:03:21,850 Can't you see? - Did we make it? 1404 01:03:30,850 --> 01:03:33,850 Aaaaah! 1405 01:03:36,850 --> 01:03:39,350 Whoa! 1406 01:03:42,360 --> 01:03:44,160 Oh. 1407 01:03:44,360 --> 01:03:47,860 You better step on it. 1408 01:03:47,870 --> 01:03:49,870 One down, one up, they're coming fast. 1409 01:04:00,880 --> 01:04:02,880 Peter: You just wait here. We'll be right out. 1410 01:04:03,080 --> 01:04:04,380 Yessir. 1411 01:04:11,890 --> 01:04:13,390 Oh! 1412 01:04:34,410 --> 01:04:36,410 Yes? 1413 01:04:54,930 --> 01:04:57,580 Joan: Daddy, what are you doing in there? 1414 01:04:57,780 --> 01:05:00,430 I thought it was those baseball attendants. 1415 01:05:00,440 --> 01:05:01,590 Is that you, Joan? - Yes. 1416 01:05:01,790 --> 01:05:02,740 - Where are you? - Here I am. 1417 01:05:02,940 --> 01:05:05,440 What are you doing here? How'd you become invisible? 1418 01:05:05,640 --> 01:05:07,440 I used your serum. - We've come to get you out. 1419 01:05:07,450 --> 01:05:08,600 - Is that you, Peter? - Peter: Yeah. 1420 01:05:08,800 --> 01:05:09,950 - Where are you? - Right here, Dad. 1421 01:05:10,150 --> 01:05:11,250 - Dad? - Uh, Professor. 1422 01:05:11,450 --> 01:05:13,450 Well, this is wonderful. This is wonderful. 1423 01:05:13,650 --> 01:05:14,750 But, Joan, we've got to get him back. 1424 01:05:14,950 --> 01:05:16,600 We've got to get him back to my laboratory, 1425 01:05:16,800 --> 01:05:18,450 and we've got to do it instantly. Now how? 1426 01:05:18,460 --> 01:05:19,960 Well, you'll have to make yourself invisible. 1427 01:05:20,460 --> 01:05:21,260 - But how? - We'll use your serum. 1428 01:05:21,460 --> 01:05:22,960 But how? That's why I brought it with me! 1429 01:05:23,160 --> 01:05:23,960 - You brought it? - Yes. 1430 01:05:24,460 --> 01:05:25,260 Oh, how wonderful! Of course. 1431 01:05:25,460 --> 01:05:26,860 Ye- - Then we can all go out together. 1432 01:05:27,060 --> 01:05:28,460 - That's right. - Oh, this is wonderful. 1433 01:05:28,470 --> 01:05:30,470 You're just a genius, darling. - Never mind about that. 1434 01:05:30,670 --> 01:05:31,980 Now, you hurry. - Yes, don't answer me back. 1435 01:05:32,470 --> 01:05:33,970 - Now, listen. Hurry up. - Don't hurry me. 1436 01:05:34,170 --> 01:05:35,270 I - - Oh. Uh- huh. 1437 01:05:35,470 --> 01:05:37,470 Thought they were going to keep me locked in here, did they? 1438 01:05:37,480 --> 01:05:40,990 Ha- ha, we'll show them. Brooklyn ballpark, eh?! 1439 01:05:41,190 --> 01:05:42,480 - Shh! - Quiet! 1440 01:05:42,680 --> 01:05:43,980 Quiet. 1441 01:05:52,490 --> 01:05:54,990 Daddy, please don't stop to fold your trousers. 1442 01:05:55,190 --> 01:05:56,290 Why? I - - Oh! Oh, I'm sorry, darling. 1443 01:05:56,490 --> 01:05:57,990 Just force of habit, that's all. - Now, come on. 1444 01:05:58,000 --> 01:05:59,300 Hurry up, and don't make any noise. 1445 01:05:59,500 --> 01:06:01,400 Don't get excited. Nobody is going to see us. 1446 01:06:01,600 --> 01:06:03,500 - Come on. Hurry up. - Don't tell me what to do. 1447 01:06:03,700 --> 01:06:05,500 You go ahead. I'll, eh... 1448 01:06:17,520 --> 01:06:18,520 Come on, Professor. Get in back. 1449 01:06:18,720 --> 01:06:19,820 Huh? I certainly will not. 1450 01:06:20,020 --> 01:06:23,030 In the back, I always sit in the front, too drafty in the back. 1451 01:06:23,230 --> 01:06:25,025 I'll sit here with Joan. You sit with Willie. 1452 01:06:25,225 --> 01:06:27,020 - All right. - Better get away from here. 1453 01:06:27,220 --> 01:06:28,520 Willie: There's a cop around here. 1454 01:07:02,560 --> 01:07:05,560 Ah! 1455 01:07:11,570 --> 01:07:13,070 Ah! 1456 01:07:19,080 --> 01:07:20,580 Look at that! Look out! 1457 01:07:22,580 --> 01:07:23,380 Oh! 1458 01:07:23,580 --> 01:07:25,580 You'll kill us all, invisible or not. 1459 01:07:29,590 --> 01:07:32,100 They ain't fooling. This road really is closed. 1460 01:07:39,100 --> 01:07:39,900 Ugh, ugh. 1461 01:07:40,100 --> 01:07:42,000 Miss Joan, don't go so fast. 1462 01:07:42,200 --> 01:07:44,100 This road is really bumpy. 1463 01:07:48,110 --> 01:07:49,410 Ugh, ugh, ugh. 1464 01:07:49,610 --> 01:07:51,620 Miss Joan, don't go so fast! 1465 01:07:51,820 --> 01:07:53,610 Ugh, ugh, ugh. 1466 01:07:59,620 --> 01:08:01,130 Whoa! 1467 01:08:07,120 --> 01:08:09,120 Which one of you is that? 1468 01:08:09,130 --> 01:08:11,280 Peter: That was me, Willie. 1469 01:08:11,480 --> 01:08:13,630 Uh- oh. Here comes the law. 1470 01:08:33,150 --> 01:08:35,300 And you are asking this court to believe, Professor, 1471 01:08:35,500 --> 01:08:37,650 that when the three of you emerged from the asylum, 1472 01:08:37,660 --> 01:08:39,160 you were all absolutely invisible? 1473 01:08:39,360 --> 01:08:40,160 That is the truth. 1474 01:08:40,660 --> 01:08:42,670 And you're willing to swear the third member of your party 1475 01:08:42,870 --> 01:08:44,160 was Peter De Haven, the missing millionaire, 1476 01:08:44,360 --> 01:08:44,960 and that he was alive? - Yes. 1477 01:08:45,160 --> 01:08:46,810 Well, what happened to him on his way back? 1478 01:08:47,010 --> 01:08:48,660 I have no idea. He was probably thrown out 1479 01:08:48,670 --> 01:08:51,325 of the car with Willie. At any rate, he disappeared. 1480 01:08:51,525 --> 01:08:54,180 The invisible man disappeared? Well, well, well. 1481 01:08:54,380 --> 01:08:55,470 That's funny. 1482 01:08:55,670 --> 01:08:56,470 Order, order! Shh. 1483 01:08:56,670 --> 01:08:59,170 For all you know, they may still be in the back of your car. 1484 01:08:59,180 --> 01:09:00,180 That's not possible. 1485 01:09:00,680 --> 01:09:02,330 I swept the whole car out with a whisk broom. 1486 01:09:02,530 --> 01:09:04,180 It's a little whisk broom I have up in the front. 1487 01:09:04,380 --> 01:09:05,980 I wish it were a vacuum, be easier. 1488 01:09:06,180 --> 01:09:09,180 And how, pray, did you and your daughter return to visibility? 1489 01:09:09,190 --> 01:09:10,590 With the injection of this antidote, 1490 01:09:10,790 --> 01:09:12,390 Your Honor, which brought us back 1491 01:09:12,590 --> 01:09:13,990 instantly to our normal selves. 1492 01:09:14,190 --> 01:09:15,990 And I suppose if De Haven were here and now, 1493 01:09:16,190 --> 01:09:18,190 you could give him an injection from that hypodermic 1494 01:09:18,700 --> 01:09:20,200 and bring him back, just like that. 1495 01:09:20,400 --> 01:09:22,500 Just like that, Your Honor. 1496 01:09:22,700 --> 01:09:24,700 This is the most outlandish fabrication of falsehood 1497 01:09:24,900 --> 01:09:25,500 I've ever listened to. 1498 01:09:25,700 --> 01:09:27,700 Peter: Oh, I wouldn't say that, Judge. 1499 01:09:30,710 --> 01:09:32,220 Peter, is that you? 1500 01:09:32,710 --> 01:09:34,210 Yes, sir, but I'm a little warped. 1501 01:09:34,410 --> 01:09:35,010 Call me a fabricator? 1502 01:09:35,210 --> 01:09:37,210 With your permission, Your Honor, I'll show you. 1503 01:09:37,410 --> 01:09:38,710 Yeah. 1504 01:09:38,720 --> 01:09:40,220 There should be a gate here. 1505 01:09:43,220 --> 01:09:45,220 Now Dad will show that judge a thing or two. 1506 01:09:45,420 --> 01:09:47,220 I hope he don't forget the combination. 1507 01:09:47,420 --> 01:09:48,720 What brought you back, Professor? 1508 01:09:48,730 --> 01:09:50,385 Whatever it was, I hope you saved some for me. 1509 01:09:50,585 --> 01:09:52,240 I'm getting mighty fed up with this condition. 1510 01:09:52,730 --> 01:09:53,530 And I don't blame you, Peter. 1511 01:09:53,730 --> 01:09:55,230 I'm sorry, but don't ask me any questions. 1512 01:09:55,430 --> 01:09:57,730 Now, your arm. 1513 01:09:57,740 --> 01:09:58,540 Come, come, come. 1514 01:09:58,740 --> 01:10:01,250 I'm coming, Your Highness - - Doctor. 1515 01:10:01,450 --> 01:10:02,540 I'll be there, Judge. 1516 01:10:02,740 --> 01:10:04,740 This man is the most annoying and irritating man 1517 01:10:04,940 --> 01:10:06,540 I have ever met. There. 1518 01:10:06,740 --> 01:10:09,240 Now, Your Honor, you're going to witness the results 1519 01:10:09,250 --> 01:10:11,260 of one of the greatest experiments in modern science. 1520 01:10:11,460 --> 01:10:13,255 - I wonder. - I wonder. 1521 01:10:13,455 --> 01:10:15,250 - So do I. - Me too. 1522 01:10:17,250 --> 01:10:20,250 Look. What did I tell you? 1523 01:10:20,260 --> 01:10:22,270 Isn't that marvelous? 1524 01:10:28,270 --> 01:10:29,070 Ah- choo! 1525 01:10:29,270 --> 01:10:31,570 Peter, you've caught cold! 1526 01:10:31,770 --> 01:10:34,770 Yeah. That lake was as cold as ice. 1527 01:10:34,970 --> 01:10:36,570 Long time, no see. 1528 01:10:36,770 --> 01:10:38,270 I didn't know you cared. 1529 01:10:38,280 --> 01:10:40,780 Don't look now, but aren't they a handsome couple? 1530 01:10:40,980 --> 01:10:42,280 My daughter, you know? 1531 01:10:42,480 --> 01:10:43,530 Uh- huh. Who's the boy? 1532 01:10:43,730 --> 01:10:44,780 - What? - Who's the boy? 1533 01:10:44,980 --> 01:10:46,080 Well, he's, uh... 1534 01:10:46,280 --> 01:10:49,280 Well, it doesn't matter, but isn't she beautiful? 1535 01:10:49,290 --> 01:10:50,290 Looks just like her mother. 1536 01:10:50,490 --> 01:10:53,800 Uh- huh. She must. 1537 01:11:01,300 --> 01:11:04,300 Oh, my. I'm going to get me a job where I can relax. 1538 01:11:04,500 --> 01:11:07,300 Sure is glad it didn't happen to me. 1539 01:11:11,310 --> 01:11:13,310 They got me! 1540 01:11:16,310 --> 01:11:20,310 Preuzeto sa www.titlovi.com